Omg “the b”. I am very on board with this. Lmao

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gothiccharmschool:

i-want-my-iwtv:

♫Put that thing back where it came from or so help me… so help me, so help me♫ – and CUT. We’re still working on it… it’s a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers!

:: weakly giggles with delight ::

vampiredevelopment:

Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn’t work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother.
Lucille 2: Well, that’s healthy.

Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”

“WTF Lestat I am NOT NICOLAS 2.0 OKAY??! jfc…”

straight people reviews:

merciful-death:

gentlemandeathinsilk:

I see.

Platonic friends w/ benefits *wink wink* *nudge nudge* 

Sweeping your platonic friend off his feet when you first meet him:

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Clutching your platonic friend tightly against you as he gives you a hickey with attitude:

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Whispering sweet nothings into your platonic friend’s ear in the cemetery before feeding him your special sauce:

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Adopting a child to keep your platonic friend from leaving you and living together as a family for 60+ yrs? Yeah this is all very platonic.

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vcsecretgifts:

vcsecretgifts:

I kissed him. I pressed my lips to his and I held this kiss for a long silent moment. And then I gave in to a silent wave of feeling, and I took him in my arms. I held him tight against me. I felt his unmistakable silken skin, his soft shining black hair. I heard the blood throbbing in him, and time dissolved, and it seemed I was in some old and secret place, some warm tropical grotto we’d once shared, ours alone in some way, with the scent of sweet olive blossoms and the whisper of moist breeze. “I love you,” I whispered.
In a low intimate voice, he answered: “My heart is yours.”

                                                a louis/lestat fanmix

[1] ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʙʏ ʙᴏɴ ᴊᴏᴠɪ [2] sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʏ ᴏɴᴇʀᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ [3] ÊŸá´á´ á´‡ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ ʙʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ [4] ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙʏ ғʟᴏʀᴇɴᴄᴇ + ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ [5] á´›Êœá´‡ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ [6] ʙʟɪss ʙʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ [7] ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴀʀᴍs ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ [8] ᴀ sᴋʏ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ sᴛᴀʀs ʙʏ ᴄᴏʟᴅᴘʟᴀʏ [9] ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇᴅᴇɴ ʙʏ ʜᴏᴢɪᴇʀ [10] sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏᴠᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴇᴘᴇᴄʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ [11] ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʙʏ ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ sᴘʀɪɴɢsᴛᴇᴇɴ

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this is a gift for mxnsieurlerxckstar in vcsecretgifts’ valentine gift exchange, from merciful-death

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i-want-my-iwtv:

Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist.