“What would Christ need have done to make me follow him like Matthew or Peter? Dress well, to begin with. And have a luxurious head of pampered yellow hair.” – Louis (IWTV)
Possibility A: two vampires getting it on Possibility B: vampire stuck in coffin Possibility C: human stuck in coffin Possibility D: reanimated zombie with surprisingly strong reflexes
When the coffin’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’
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