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overlook-hotel-survivor:

jehanjetaime:

Movie Meal Recreations

Interview with the Vampire, 1994

A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.

#Nailed it.

adirotyndOH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’

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serenity-made-visible:

No but you don’t understand how hard I laughed at this.

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

Just vampiry things.

Forwarding from one of my anons: “Where can I sell my soul to join team Armand?”

reporter-boy:

Thanks for the forward.

Probably best to hang onto your soul.  Unless my Paypal account now takes those.  You can give it a try.  Otherwise, I think I just got inspired to create a Team Armand fanclub.  

You can get different stuff for different levels.  Like an autographed picture for the standard.  Deluxe can get you one of the many appliances he managed to fuck up throughout the years in limited edition quantities.  Premium you can nab both items plus attend a yearly dinner hosted by yours truly where he may or may not (probably not ever) show up.

If souls are now payable currency?  Hell you might earn yourself all those plus one of those really creepy body pillowcases with his picture on it for all your oddball purposes I probably don’t what to know anything about.

Should there be enough interest in this idea?

…You guys scare me more than I even wanna admit.  In a good…you guys are nuts but I love you anyway—way.

I think..  ha!

vampiredevelopment:

Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.

George Michael: Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.

Maeby: They do?

George Michael: What a fun, sexy time for you.

Episode 3×03 “Forget-Me-Now”