So, I don’t normally do these bc do you really care? Do you really want to be reminded of the fact that I have limited media faves, that I’m pretty religiously committed to the one fandom like let’s be real it’s somewhat embarrassing that the only series I want to maintain a focused blog on is this trashpile of dysfunctional vampires wtf is wrong with me….

I’m taking this as an opportunity to reach out to ppl by tagging them, since I don’t do “Follow Forever’s” or “Follower Appreciation” posts/giveaways. I’m tagging first, putting my answers under a cut. To be fair, I can’t tag all of my followers, I would get such carpal tunnel syndrome, so I’m tagging some of the most recent ppl in my Activity feed who I’ve seen there often, and a bunch extra ;D


Tagged by @lady-of-greenwood

Rules: Repost this and tag 10 people to answer.

Tag people: @annabellioncourt@claudiaindarkness,  @whiningforcenturies, @luthi69, @waterxgodess, @fairytalesgoneawry, @helloitsfeffsagain, @theasgoodaslove, @queenofthesavagegarden, @obsessional-ram, @antoineandthepiano, @eibhlis97, @the-gentleman-chronicler, @elisepolo, @b-juned-91, @krist0pher, @mymillenniumpuzzle, @romanchronicles, @remember-me-you-clever-boy, @page537, @fearthelioness, @woolabumboomalackaway, @unwaveringband0flight, @baileyshouse, @ohhdarkstoned111, @kellylugosisdead, @horrorinthegraveyard, @whynotmyblog, @coldinhumanity, @jamalexlee, @hecateknight, @musicislifeme, @00halle, @vozdelanoche, @my-tatteredwingsof-freedom, @andwefaeries, @lestatdelight, @fraise-du-mal, @headfrst4halos, @maledictum10, @damnedtobeadoll, @livingdollclaudia, @celiplier, @korastus, @ourbotticelliangel, @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever, @soapamine, @megshezzastardis

Favorite…

Fictional Characters: LESTAAAAAAT OBVIOUSLY, Louis de Pointe du Laaaaaaac, Claudiaaaaaa, Armaaaaand, y’know, all the VC usual suspects so I’ll move on, Thor, Loki, Tony Stark, Ethan Hunt, the Torrance family, Joan Crawford (well she was fictionalized in Mommie Dearest sorta), Ursula (the Little Mermaid), Dracula (pretty much all versions), the vampires in What We Do in the Shadows, the vampires in the Lost Boys, The Walking Dead characters (I like them all!). 

Books: VC (obviously), The Shining, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Firestarter, I like nonfiction books, like autobiographies, I liked the Marilyn Manson one (The Long Hard Road Out of Hell). 

Anime/Animated: I’m doing shows and movies in no special order: Spirited Away, Beauty and the Beast, Fantasia (the original), The Amazing World of Gumball, Bob’s Burgers, Robot Chicken, some older ones none of y’all will know so I’m leaving them out!

Favorite TV Shows: The Walking Dead, Oz, Married w/ Children, the Office, Arrested Development, Portlandia

Favorite Beverages: Diet Pepsi (altho I think Coca-Cola has always had better graphic design), Arizona Iced Tea (Green Tea), hot cocoa, cafe au lait, Iced Americano

Favorite Foods: PIZZA, Ethiopian (if you haven’t tried injera with all the yummy things on it you MUST), Chef Boyardee (I think I just lost my Foodie credibility with that one), cheesecake, mint choc. chip icecream, milkyway midnight, Kix cereal!

Last Movie I’ve Seen In the Cinema: Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Dream Holiday: Kinda want to go on set with Tom Cruise for at least 3 weeks to whatever he’s filming and basically be allowed all access to his process with his craft. 

Dream Wedding: Everyone in bathing suits because the vows would immediately culminate in a cake fight on the beach.

Dream Job: Official VC Fandom coordinator specializing in MERCHANDISE.

FMK Armand, Marius, Bianca

This is hard bc tbh I don’t pine for any of the three but OK HERE WE GO:

I can’t marry Bianca because I am a straight lady myself. I don’t think Marius or Armand would fuck or marry me if I killed one of them so… I’m forced into this first choice :-

Kill: Bianca- c’est dommage 😦 But I just don’t want to marry or fuck her so consider it a mercy killing. I would take no pleasure in it whatsoever, but I would have to set it up that I killed her in self-defense, which would be the only acceptable reason to do it, bc I wouldn’t be able to keep it a secret from powerful Mindly Gifted Marius and Armand who would definitely not Fuck or Marry me if they found out about a cold-blooded murder of their dearest Bianca!

Marry: Marius- choosing between him and Armand, overall I’d say Marius is more stable, he’s had long-term relationship experience with women and especially the alpha-personalities-clashing thing which would definitely happen between us. Plus “Burnadette de Romanus” would look great on paper.

Fuck: Armand- I wouldn’t marry Armand because I wouldn’t want him to get too relaxed and stop trying to impress/please me sexually, as sometimes happens in marriages. He’s probably a better lover than Marius, so he’d be my Mister (y’know? Like the way men have ‘mistresses’? Like that!). We’d keep it a secret from Marius bc I feel like canon!Armand would prefer it that way.

The other reason I picked Armand for Fucking privileges is because he knows how to party better than Marius, and I don’t need to prove that by sharing examples bc that’s just CANON.

yes, yes I meant that! OMG here I go: FMK, Luis, Lestat, Gabrielle :3

Well you’ve left me a convenient little loophole in your misspelling! Who is this “Luis?” I don’t know him, hopefully he’s an evildoer… bc I have to throw one of them under the bus.

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Kill: Luis! Bc you misspelled his name I can pretend it’s someone else entirely bwahahahaa…. (If this were our actual beloved Louis, perfect-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world, I don’t think I could kill him, I doubt Lestat would want to fuck OR marry me after doing that. If you really insist it’s OUR LOUIS, I’ll have to revise all my answers.)

Fuck: Lestat, bc of reasons, no, really, bc he must be super talented in the bedroom (or the kitchen, or the alleyway, or the floor, wherever there’s a good solid surface really). I probably couldn’t keep up the kind of energy requirement he would need tho. He’s studied the Kama Sutra. He’d probably end up killing me… exhaustion-related death… Death by ecstasy? The French call the orgasm ‘La petite mort”; “the Little Death.” I imagine this would be like the Big Death *swoons*

Marry: Gabrielle. Honestly she seems like a good roommate (when she is around), we’d probably share similar taste in literature and such, she’s taller than me but we might be able to share some wardrobe staples. I like that it could sometimes be a long-distance marriage, she can go off exploring and I’ll hold down the fort. I’m sure the marriage would be an open one, platonic between us since I am a straight gal, and considering I’d fucked her son. She doesn’t want his leftovers 😛 even as excellent as this leftover would be if this leftover survived it ;D

Okay, Clawdia is definitely in my top three right now! And even my mom thinks it’s awesome!

!! Awww! I offer it bc I had wanted to name my cat that name ages ago, and lost, my two little brothers outvoted me, so we had “Miss Kitty.”

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^like Louis, Miss Kitty was devastatingly good at all card- and strategy-related games, lol. Looks like she’s got a railroad and an orange property there. Probably going easy on us at first, letting us all think we have chance against her, pffffft.

She was a 13th birthday present for ME, one would think I should get to choose her name! Miss Kitty. Uncreative. But it did suit her, she was too gentle, very classy, such a lady. Definitely did not have the spice in her to be a real Clawdia ;] Later on, living on my own, I adopted an adult cat already named Celeste, and of course I was pleased because Theatre des Vampires! She was a stronger personality, my Celeste. She set the tone, and she destroyed a lot of offending glassware.

Just another child of darkness…

lestatemperorofthedead:

i-want-my-iwtv:

lestatemperorofthedead:

Her superglue hands are a common joke in Germany and I couldn’t help myself but bursting out in laughter when I saw Louis. 

!!!!! omg she’s #one of us!

This should be our new secret hand sign, btw. Hand diamond = VC fandom, aka Children of Darkness.

So when I don’t know where to put my hands next time walking through town I will do this^and look if somebody will do it back.

YES do the thing! I’m starting to think this was smtg Neil Jordan did alot on set and they all found themselves mimicking him, BUT WHO KNOWS??

Diamondhands:

Diamondhands this is a production still but it still counts shut up:

Diamondhands:

i-want-my-iwtv‘s Diamondhands:

Reblog with yours, or post as #VC Diamondhands.

*~Interview me~*

Rule #1: Always post the rules
Rule #2: Answer the questions from the person who asked, then write 11 new ones.
Rule #3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.
Rule #4: Tell the person that tagged you that you’ve answered their questions.

I was tagged by @lestatdelight (Merci!)

(I’m tagging more than 11 bc why not?)

Taggingmotherfuckierohedonistbyheart,

thepartyelfking

the-arbiter-elegantiarum

gothicinsanity

xfracturedxfairytalex, hypnoticxpoison, skylar-ray, greatkenji, captainthunderbunny,

belleaserahecateknight, redthelittlesprite, contessavonfangs, annabellioncourt, lady-skeleton, yolohouston, horrorinthegraveyard, penguinlass, mickimonster, maledictum10, unwaveringband0flight,

dancing-with-eternity

letereperledere

elisepolo, shipjumperbloodstainedcherub

xenophonrising

Hit the jump for Q&A…


1. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla Bean with toppings. But really, cookie dough or mint choc. chip ;D

2. Would you prefer to be happy and poor, or rich and sad?

Happy and poor. Thankfully I’m happy and not poor (not rich but, good enough) currently.

3. Do you believe in ghosts?

Not sure. I’m open to the idea. I don’t think the visible world is necessarily all there is.

4. Favorite book?

Don’t make me choose! Ugh. It changes. I feel like I’m betraying all my other faves to just choose one.

5. Do you have a favorite quote? Which one? Why?

From the movie the Edge:

“… most people lost in the wilds, they, they die of shame…"What did I do wrong? How could I have gotten myself into this?” And so they sit there and they… die. Because they didn’t do the one thing that would save their lives. Thinking.”

I love this quote bc there are so many situations in which we could sit around and fling blame around and feel ashamed, and yes, it’s okay to feel that, for a time. But to survive the wilderness, you have to set that aside and/or move on, and focus on how to improve the situation, bc things don’t usually get better on their own.

Tbh that movie is

highly underrated

and it has a ton of good life quotes.

6. Where do you come from? Do you have any traditional food?

Philadelphia, USA. City of brotherly love! Famous for cheesesteaks. 

I’m a New Yorker now, and our traditional food is probably pizza, I’ve had the best pizza ever here. 

7. Have you ever had existential crisis? If so, was it hard?

No, I have pretty much been able to roll with the punches my whole life. Maybe that existential crisis is on the horizon…

8. In a plane, do you like to be next to the window? why or why not?

Doesn’t matter. I prefer the emergency row, bc I’m calm under pressure and could help ppl in an emergency.

9. Do you play any instrument? Which one? Why?

I’m learning ukulele, believe it or not! I picked it up on impulse and I really enjoy it. Maybe I’ll record myself playing Amazing Grace, and upload here, I’m pretty good at that one.

10. If you could have any superpower, which one would you like to have? why?

Mind-reading/manipulation would be a huge help. My day job treats me well, I can’t complain, but the Mind Gift could help me get a better job, less work hours, more time for play! Which would also be enhanced with the Mind Gift ;]

11. Beauty or Intelligence? Why?

Why not both? Ok… beauty. It’s superficial, I know, and Intelligence is good, but being too smart can be detrimental, too. One can over-think things. Or be carrying around FAR too much information about one book series and one of it’s cinematic adaptations!!!

Ignorance may really be bliss…


QUESTIONS FOR YOU!

1. Favorite place you’ve visited?

2. Give your teenaged self advice:

3. If you are an only child, would you have liked brothers/sisters? If you’re not, would you revise the birth order of you and your sibling(s)?

4. Are your parents close in age to eachother?

5. A song that gives you feels.

6. First alphanumeric character or symbol in your tumblr password is:

7. What’s your lucky number?

8. Favorite thing to do/eat/drink when you’re sick?

9. What do you think of this adult coloring book fad?

10. Last time you laughed out loud was because:

11. Did you actually read my Q&A above and would you have preferred that question set? ;A;

Gallery

I was tagged by lady-of-greenwood (merci!) to show my homescreen&lockscreen, so here’s the homescreen, I don’t have a lockscreen! I should tho, shouldn’t I… low-level bad sekurity is bad 😛

Wallpaper is the top image, which I snapped w/ my crappy old phone at a fantastic (but aren’t they ALWAYS?) Nine Inch Nails concert on 10/14/13. Because my phone screenshot is lame, I added two more shots from the concert YOU’RE WELCOME.

I’ll tag some People Off the Page (in no particular order):

BTW if I tagged you, you don’t have to post a homescreen&lockscreen of your phone, you can post any pic you’ve taken yourself that you really like! Show me smtg cool.

lestatdelight​, yaknow-prince, @inactiat, krist0pher, @princess-of-gondor, sheepskeleton, takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever, leecherous, homotophagy, skeletalroses, lestydelioncourt, annabellioncourt, mymillenniumpuzzle, hallowedgroundstudio, @epicotakuboss25, lestatemperorofthedead, kristartpher, @bloodanddye, godsize, gamaramzee, shotfromguns, @bloodlustunderafullmoon, vampiressuck24, vampiresantiago, vampiresarechildrenofthenight, fvckthecullens, madness-waits-out-there, nodominion, antoineandthepiano, mickimonster, @madmenandmayhem, everlastingporcelain, lady-skeleton, lestatsass, lestatscherie, firelight-fading, poodins, remarried, helloitsfeffsagain, gaslightcarmen, kittyslover, @musicalfanforever, life-on-night-island, brb-being-brazilian, nijah, eccentricallyparacosmic, bloodstainedcherub, whenthistrainends, perladivenezia, redversaillesrose, redhairedtwin, romanchronicles, sootonthecarpet

I overtag bc I overcare ❤ Taking this as an excuse to thank u for following and/or liking the voodoo that I do do.