incurablenecromantic:

eccentricmisseclectic:

autisticdorumon:

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

merciful-death:

hyperbeeb:

violcetta:

violcetta:

hyperbeeb:

violcetta:

Hey, if there are vampire scienticists now, will be there some room for vampire lawyers? Because my body is ready for all your vampire wealth.

What kind of lawyer? The kind who argues that Lestat should be arrested for… I don’t know specifically…

Amel suing Lestat would be an awesome thing.

Custody battle over who gets control of Lestat’s body

-actually the one who owns Lestat’s body-

-he is my blood bitch-

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“A-ha” moments. “Ah, AH!” moments. Same difference.