LOL
Santa: “Santa doesn’t bring tubes of growth hormones sweetie… wouldn’t you like a pretty dolly instead?”
Claudia: *fuming* Guess who’s getting DEATH for Christmas?
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heartisamusclethesizeofyourfist:
This is a study in the power of the gaze. Who is really observing whom? Is it creepy Santa spying on a little girl? Is it the girl with her materialistic lust in her eyes? Or is the doll the true observer, shaming the others by her awareness that they can each only find fulfillment in the control and possession of others’ emotions?
So this is totally Claudia – amirite, @i-want-my-iwtv?
^Claudia would approve of all of this.
This is probably my favorite thing I’ve ever made. It’s over guys. I’ve peaked.
Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year
And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”
Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.
I-want-my-IWTV 