
the-vampire-lestat-de-lioncourt:
It’s so cute it burns.
Subtitle (compliments of merciful-death): lestat acts a fool and fucks everything up part 9001 – the novel
Summary:
Lestat: I’m going to do the thing.
Louis and David: That is a terrible idea. Please don’t do the thing.
Lestat: Gonna do the thing, anyway!
Louis and David: You fucking imp.
Lestat: *does the thing* *chaos ensues* HELP ME.
Louis: You’re on your own this time. -_-
David: What did I tell you?! *helps him anyway*
Lestat: IloveyouDavid. ❤
*a little later*
David: *Enjoying being young again*
Lestat: *turns* YAY, NOW WE CAN BE BFFS ❤
#That’s exactly what happens consider yourselves all spoiled.

Lestat doing duckface by Garama
Louis is a huge fan of Drew Brees, Lestat is becoming more of a sports fan.

[Lestat’s house? when he’s convalescing? I’m gonna say yes. Lestat’s house when he’s convalescing.]

Hail Anne, full of talent
Thine Fandom is with thee.
Blessed are thou among authors
and blessed is the Vampire of thy creation: Lestat.
Holy Anne, Mother of VC, write for us peasants
now and at the hour we finish Prince LestatAnne Christ
#PREACH
i stole it. sorry!