Happy Birthday and many more to come!

Merci beaucoup! More birthdays, yes, good, I figure I have another 10 years of being carded at the rate I’m not aging, and that’s fine. I MEAN LOOK AT MY FACE.

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Altho I tried to get the kiddie cone at an ice cream place last wknd and they wouldn’t let me! No matter how much I batted my eyelashes! So I paid the adult rate and got the kiddie size anyway bc I have no self-control w/ sweets and require that they be portioned properly.

Happy birthday to you! Seems like we’re sharing birthdays, friend! ;3

Oooh merci! It was your birthday, too? Same to you, cosmic twin!

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^These boys are probably not twins but they are dressed identically so like WHATEVS it works I am using these lovely bday messages as an excuse to dust off some gifs!

Happy vampy-birthday! *blows bloody kisses*

Merci! I hope that’s not chicken blood. Well, chicken blood is better than rat blood. I assume. Being cleaner creatures… STILL.

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Joyeux anniversaire Joyeux anniversaire Rendez-vous au cimetière Les rats f’ront bien l’affaire! Last line is probably for Louis but you never know.

YOU EVEN RHYMED *applauds* very nice thank uuuu ❤

Lestat has given Louis artisanal rats occasionally, which were fed on fancy cheese and wine all their lives, ready to die at a ripe old age, lol.

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I’m sorry i couldn’t resist bad headcanon is bad and i should feel bad