what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students
vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers
Uhh I guess this is right after Deacon came to NZ? Having just had to run away post-WWII plus being a baby vampire in his 110s makes for a tense friend. Thankfully things chilled out quickly. Look I just wanted to use the meme.
pop culture intertextuality is just so damn *fascinating*
today a parody movie (50 shades of black) comes out, based on the 50 shades of grey movie, which was based on the 50 shades book, which was based on twilight, which was somewhat based on interview with the vampire (which anne rice based on an earlier short story she wrote), which was based on Dracula and other vampire stories, which originally came from Dr. John Polidori’s The Vampyre (even though Vampires were a thing in folk tales before then, he was the one who made them all classy, etc.)
so really, like so many things, this is all Lord Byron’s fault.
i mean, i think they said they never boned down, but they hung out for like 200 years, i will literally never believe they didn’t get wasted and have a go at each other at some point, no one’s heterosexuality is that powerful
I-want-my-IWTV 
