kinda a werewolf for a bit until bram stoker forgot about it
can crawl down the side of a building, head first. stoker claims this is lizard like, i think it’s more like spiderman
apparently has magic clothes? because as he is doing said spiderman crawl down his castle, his cloak is spread out like wings. sir, that is not how gravity works
master of disguises. and by master i mean casually hides as a ginger sometimes
can turn into: a bat, a dog, and dust?
looks super old, has a blood feast, looks younger
needs tons of dirt to sleep on. luckily that dirt never actually ruins his clothes. most likely because they are all magical?
does his own chores. mostly because everyone in transylvania KNOWS HE IS A VAMPIRE AND AVOIDS HIM. so no servants for this count.
sometimes can be in the daylight? depending on stoker’s mood i think?
bites people in a way that makes zero sense. he leaves two marks? how??? does he not use his bottom teeth?????
stoker sometimes just forgot what he already wrote so good luck with this mess
Daniel : So there are no vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?
Louis: Fictions, my friend. The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman.
More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.
More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”
More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.
More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.
More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”
More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.
YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.
“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”
“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”
Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.
Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”
Here’s some Hannigram/Interview with the Vampire AU except Will isn’t as much of a sadsack as Louis
My headcanon is that Hannibal is one of those vampires that was turned when he was real scraggly so he has to shave and cut his hair every night because it grows back really fast and he hates it until Will happens and Will loves scraggly Hannibal :33
Also Hannibal is definitely one of those creepo vamps that trims all a person’s body hair before they turn them and Will is basically pissed at Hannibal forever that he can’t grow his beard ever again
A quick doodle of David from Lost Boys, one of my fav -actually yes my Favorite 80’s movie. It’s basically about this family that moves into some place in california I dunno where vampires go around in gangs, and they all have perms and old punk clothes after punk was cool.
And these kids fucking slaughter them it’s sooo cool and cheesyy yAS
more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains
More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.
More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”
More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.
More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.
More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”
More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.
YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.
“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”
“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”
Hey everyone! Patreon will begin processing payments for my first group of funders on March 1st, so I just wanted to give a little report on this month’s work!
Here are a few more previews of the stuff patrons’ donations are going into making. This stuff will be posting on Patreon throughout March, but most of it will eventually be up here for free, so look forward to it!
Yay!
Also, I’ve already started planning future rewards for April and beyond, along with more original comics and fanart and extra bonuses:
I really really want to draw this coffee shop AU! But I realized that’s a lot of Hannigram and not a lot of Johnlock, so I’ve also started working ahead on a vampire AU Johnlock comic that I’m considering releasing alongside the Hannigram one. I’m going to work like crazy this month to try to get all this stuff done as far in advance as possible!
Also, I wanted to give an extra thank you to my first funders, so if your payment is cleared for March, you’ll be getting a Thank You card in the mail! This is only for the first group of patrons; I won’t be sending out this card again!
Finally, I want to talk a little about the future of this Patreon.
I’ve done some number crunching and I’ve determined that if I can reach a monthly goal of $3000 in completed payments, this Patreon will be sustainable. As most of you know, I’m attempting to do this full time, since there is no way I’d be able to run a Patreon with a regular job, so this and a small amount of freelance work are all I have right now to make a living.
I’ve given myself a time limit for this whole project, and so I’ve decided if I can’t hit that number by April 1st, then I will start to scale back or possibly shut down this Patreon and start looking for a full time position elsewhere.
So if you can fund me, even just $1 or $2 a month, it will go a long way
towards helping me reach the goal and keeping this Patreon running! This content is not just a reward for funders; they are literally paying me to make this stuff, and if I can’t make enough to live from making it, then I have to do something else.
I already have a lot of hope though; this Patreon already exceeded my expectations and I wouldn’t even be pushing into a second month if I didn’t think it had a chance. I’ll do my best this month to make it happen! Thank you so much to my funders for liking my work and helping me make more of it, and I hope we can keep doing this for a long long time!
So much for an early night.. ‘’X-D Just a bit of fun art on the side :“-3 / It’s been a while since I got the chance to draw something mature!! Hurhur~~
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