The Tale of the Body Thief, summarised
I’ve just found this old thing, I thought I’ll share it here
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Because Lestat = explanation for everything.
damnitarmand, being ic and ooc at the same time.
i feel like the main difference between louis and lestat can be summed up very simply.
louis: why is everyone in love with me. i’m lighting everything on fire
lestat: i’m in love with everyone. why is everything on fire
louis: *dumps ur body in a swamp*
louis: *burns you alive*
louis: *leaves you to die alone*
louis: CRY MORE NERD
louis: *refuses to save u cause u literally gave ur fuckign body away*
louis: ily so much ure my one true love never leave my prince i am urs
you should all go read the vampire chronicles for
- pansexual polyamorous vampires who dress sharp as fuck and become rockstars
- egyptian queens who literally crush hearts
- 17 year-old russian ginger boys who for some reason are played by antonio banderas in the movie
- small vampire girls who r like the embodiment of the oedipus complex
- broody dark-haired nerds who r so beautiful the author has to describe their perfect face for 5 pages before the plot can continue
Louis: feels sad and pissed off
Armand: feels conflicted and angry but also dead inside
David: feels like a goddamn hot babysitter
Nicolas: can’t feel anything because he doesn’t have hands anymore
Gabrielle: feels the blood of her enemies all over her
Santino: feels satan in his veins
Lestat: feels himselfooc; a summary of vc
ooc; Okay but Louis won the “irritate Armand” game once by just being 100% apathetic for decades until one night Armand was like “i GIVE UP i CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE” and left him and Louis’ only reaction was chewing on grass like a fucking cow
This series becomes really funny when you look at it through the lens of “every character just trying their damnedest to upset Armand”
ooc; Alternative title for VC: Everybody Hates (except Marius)
me reading every Vampire Chronicles book ever: lestat pls don’t
What Lestat thinks: 
[via versaillesrose, here]
this asshole has already killed dogs and now he’s munching on a child seriously lestat should put him out of his misery
merciful-death: ooc; My mother
We watch a movie when we eat dinner together and guess what we watched the first half of tonight
Lestat doesn’t know how to quit Louis.
I-want-my-IWTV 