interview with the vampire is a movie about two gay jerks raising a sociopathic child and then they get a divorce that results in a lot of death for a lot of people

interview with the vampire is a movie about two gay jerks raising a sociopathic child and then they get a divorce that results in a lot of death for a lot of people

Oh god that is too big an answer to try to tackle. I’d say read the Vampire Companion for that.
In short though, if you want my opinion, I’d recommend you try my VC Synopsis tag, where you’ll find such gems as:
lestat: *dramatizes*
louis: *angsts*
armand: *blends*

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time**goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
lestat: *dramatizes*
louis: *angsts*
armand: *blends*
Stfu and gtfo, Armand.
I want a VC movie where it’s just a two hour footage of Louis looking done with everything
A sequel which is just two two hours of footage of Lestat looking super done with Louis
A third installment where it is just two hours of footage of Marius looking done with everyone.
ooc; A fourth installment where it is just two hours of footage of VC fans looking done with Anne Rice.
A fifth installment where it is just two hours of footage of Anne Rice looking done with VC fans.
Also a two hour footage of everyone getting sued by Anne Rice.
gorgeous-fiend: #IT GOT BETTER

01. Things That Should Have Happened in VC:
Magnus: btw there is a crazy coven of satanic vampires in this same city and they will probably try to kill you.
It certainly would have made things much smoother for me and mine.
Hm, but Magnus was certainly a big purveyor of “learn by experience,” wasn’t he?
This is my boyfriend, Louis, and this is his girlfriend, Claudia.
Lestat (via bravenotstubborn)
SHE’S ALSO OUR DAUGHTER
~♥~ONE HAPPY FAMILY~♥~
(via i-want-my-iwtv)
What do these books sound like to people who haven’t read them?!
(via honey-in-the-sunshine)
I’m going to guess non-VC people think of the VC like this:
