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applesaucebro: Problems

Child:I have a problem

Parent:Well you CAN’T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE

Child:That doesn’t make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?

Parent:DON’T SASS ME

Child:But-

Parent:YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON’T YOU?

#Parenting, you’re doing it wrong.

“ ‘Clever,’ I said to him shortly and desperately, and, of course, he echoed that word as fast as I said it. And maddened as I was more by that than anything else, I found myself yielding to a slow smile, defying the sweat which had broken from every pore and the violent tremor in my legs. He also smiled, but his eyes had a ferocity that was animal, unlike my own, and the smile was sinister in its sheer mechanical quality.” – Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire