[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
Actually, there seems to be a few steps missing from this ‘guide’. I don’t want to mislead my fans into thinking they can achieve proper Lestatism in less than ten steps.
- Have impeccable fashion sense
- Fall in love with (almost) anyone who seems even remotely interesting…. except for Armand.
- Remember to visit Louis at least once or twice every few years or so, less he start whining loud enough for you to hear it.
(Actually pretend youre not obsessed with Armand by saying you love everyone but him)
It got better
when someone asks u for help on something ur good at
#Basically the premise of “Prince Lestat” is ppl asking him to help save the world.
And after you request smtg from Lestat, this is his answer:
Is that ho giving mortal!Louis a whole bottle there?! Or is she taking it away? Either way, sober or drunk, u don’t take on Louis de Pointe du Lac at cards.
Travis Fimmel as Lestat
Lestat’s pretty exclusive when it comes to who can hang out w/ him and his mom.