ooc; So work was quiet today and I ended up drawing two things.
This was the first thing… I couldn’t stop myself.
#probably holy water in that spray bottle
ooc; This was the other thing I drew at work.I was playing with my inking pens and getting back into the groove. I love inking art so much it hurts. Also excuse the cruddy phone picture quality sobs
Spritzes him with holy water. “Bad kitty.”
*angry cat noises intensify*
Louis is, in fact, capable of smiling.
and his smile is so rare and beautiful…
Everyone: Whatever you do, just don’t do that, ok?
What Lestat says: Ok, got it.
What Lestat thinks:
(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions
the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph
I
male lions rights activist
as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran:
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.
As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy?This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill.
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* – The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who – true to form – did not care.
Louis brought home a few new friends.
*Suddenly imagines Lestat complaining about the kitty hair on his new furniture*
“Are these a snack, mon cher? If you intend to keep all 10 of them as pets in our home, there will be consequences.” (*internally screaming* bc CAT HAIR ON RED VELVET CRIMINAL ACT)
Lestat eyefucking Louis
