dickheadstho:

is it bad that??? i kinda want an au that’s like??? really toxic and i mean super toxic like one of them is a serial killer and a psychopath and the other person gets off on it for some reason and they do bad things like stab people then fuck in an alley way

faceofabotticelliangel’s tags tho:

#THIS MAKES ME THINK OF THAT RP I HAD WITH DANNYMOLLOY ON SKYPE WHERE ARMAND HELD A BIG BUSINESS PARTY ON THE NIGHT ISLAND AND HE INVITED BIG BAD GUYS LIKE MOBSTERS AND DRUG LORDS IN BETWEEN 

#AND HE HAD DAN GO TALK AND MEET THEM ALL AND COME TELL HIM WHO WAS THE MOST SCANDALOUS  

#BC HE KNOWS DAN LIKES INTERVIEWING PEOPLE STILL AND GOOD STORIES  

#AND THEN ARMAND TOOK HIM OVER TO A GROUP OF MEN AND ONE OF THE GUYS THERE WAS A BIG HUMAN TRAFFICKER  

#AND ARMAND POSED AS DANIELS BOYTOY AND THEY LURED HIM UP TO THEIR BUNGALOO  

#AND ARMAND MADE DANIEL PRETEND TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH HIM WHILE SLOWLY WEEDING OUT INFORMATION  

#AND THEN ARMAND CAME IN TO SHOW HIS ‘WORTH’ TO THE MAN AND KILLED HIM  

#AND THE WHOLE THING WAS LIKE A RIDICULOUS FOREPLAY IN THE END  

#AND DAN AND ARMAND GOT DOWN AND DIRTY NEXT TO THE DEAD BODY AND DAN DIDNT CARE BECAUSE ARMANDS BLOOD AND HE WAS A LITTLE BUZZED FROM THE BOURBON)