Armand? The Botticelli angel?
More like Bootycelli angel
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#This is the face that Armand makes when Louis sucks him#and by sucks him I mean his dick
merciful-death #…we don’t discuss the instances of sucking Armand’s dick
And you KNOW he’d be doing that with the candle at the same time.
Armand to Louis: WHY WON’T U LEURVE MEEEE?
Armand: omg louis why wont you love me i mean i only killed the woman you were in love with like SPECIFICALLY so that i could have you instead but god i thought you’d be OVER that by now what is your damage
unionthesalmon: #omg armand you little shit #vampire chronicles #I ALSO MAY HAVE TRIED TO CUT HER HEAD OFF AND PUT IT ON ANOTHER VAMPIRE’S BODY #BUT IT’S OKAY RIGHT AT LEAST I TRIED??? #LOUIS WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOUIS LOVE ME
Marius, you turned your back on me. that came as no surprise, really. You were always the teacher, the parent, the high priest. I don’t despise you for it. But Louis! My Louis, I could never deny you anything, and you turned me away!
Lestat (via unionthesalmon)
unionthesalmon tagged it:
#lestat has problems the book
#vampire chronicles
#when does lestat not have problems
#lestat walks hand in hand with problems right into a problem
#then he adopts that problem and raises it and the problem stabs him in the back
#Accurate
I’ve already been to heaven. I’ve already been to heaven. I’ve already been to heaven and after five minutes I was like, “/Let’s go./”
Lestat probably (via hyde-2612)
I love the fact that the fandom appears to be in agreement that the least favorite character in VC is Anne
We can put up with characters who are the psychopaths, the pedophiles, the monsters, the insane. We can love the badasses, the bitches, the criers, the pyros, and the mad. The cold and distant, the fiery and passionate.
But what we can’t deal with is an author who can’t even remember the names of her own characters and gets pissed at people for pointing out her discontinuities and out-of-characterizations.
Give us the evil vampires. Spare us the authorial nonsense.
Agreeeeed!
30 Day Vampire Chronicles Challenge
Day 11: Least favorite character?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
I’m not answering this. I can’t answer this. I’ve read the first three books and TVA, and honestly I’m too busy sorting out how much of the characterization in any of those I want to accept, and how much is AR’s terrible descent into OOC-ness. There are some characters I just do not care about, but there are other people on here who do and I’m not about to shit on their favorites without having read the whole series thoroughly.
Therefore I pick Anne Rice as my least favorite character.
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.
#this is brilliant
#anne rice is my least favourite character too
AGREED
i dont get this whole concept of how “romantic” it is to kiss your significant other out of nowhere when they are mad at you or yelling or in the middle of speaking like
that’s so disrespectful who the fuck does that ???? why is this seen as an effective and “romantic” method of dealing with conflict ?????? i would just get even more pissed off like what the fuck
Somewhere, Lestat de Lioncourt’s ears are burning.
And Louis de Pointe du Lac is sighing.
#Accurate
ooc; a summary of VC
[6:31:28 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: lol lestat
[6:31:32 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: me me me me
[6:31:35 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: me bloody me
[6:31:37 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: bless u lestat
[6:32:19 PM] ; 시엘: i swear its marketed like lestat is the only character
[6:32:32 PM] ; 시엘: LMFAO
[6:32:41 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the lestat chronicles
[6:32:50 PM] ; 시엘: interview with the vampire: the vampire we’re interviewing isn’t lestat, but it might as well be since everything else is about him anyway
[6:33:05 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the vampire lestat: in case you missed lestat have lestat
[6:33:15 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: queen of the damned: every male in the world almost dies (because of lestat’s rock band)
[6:33:24 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: tale of the body thief: lestat does a body swap episode
[6:33:36 PM] ; 시엘: it’s like wife swap but not
[6:33:36 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: memnoch the devil: even satan notices lestat-senpai
[6:33:57 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the vampire armand: don’t worry this one has all of armand’s gay feelings for lestat so lestat is still important
[6:34:14 PM] ; 시엘: the vampire armand: surprisingly mostly about armand’s life, but you’re wrong if you think lestat won’t take up at least a few pages worth of text
[6:34:11 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: merrick: lestat’s fledglings gone wild (because lestat wasn’t there)
[6:34:26 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blood & gold: idk marius’ ego is even bigger than lestat’s
[6:34:38 PM] ; 시엘: alternate title: marius bitches about lestat
[6:34:31 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blackwood farm: lestat has a fanboy
[6:34:45 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blood canticle: lestat is upset that there is a st. louis and not a st. lestat
I just wanna add my 2¢ to this whole ‘TVC charas w/ blogs’ thing:
- I’m pretty sure Daniel would have a Blogger/WordPress/Livejournal type-thing.
- Lestat de Lioncourt would be the motherfuckin’ KING of instagram, thank you very much!
- Louis de Pointe du Lac’s vaguely unsettling, passive aggressive twitter account. It’s verified.
- Armand getting “accidentally” Vine Famous.
I-want-my-IWTV 