Vampire Dad jokes :[
Has this joke been done before? I feel like this joke has been done before…
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//oh oh oh! does tagging me mean i get to chime in on that anon post!??! say yes!
YES, YES IT DOES, DO IT IN CHARACTER!
Beginning of queen of the damned: ooh akasha is so cool After queen of the damned: -sobs, image shattered-
That’s fair. Hey iam-yourqueen, maybe you can field this one!
What is coolness? Having Lestat as your hopelessly devoted personal boytoy would denote some level of cool, for sure, aside from the reason(s) WHY that is. Being able to fly, having pyrokineses, telekinesis, looking hot in vintage dresses, these are all pretty cool things!
[fanart by devmin-art]
Y’know, cool or not cool, I actually think Akasha is a really dynamic character. She was convinced in her own rightness all the way to the end. She couldn’t have any doubt in herself or her plan, one crack and the dam would burst. To admit she might be wrong would mean she was not a goddess.
There are actual people like her (past/present/future) who try to take over the world “for the good of everyone.” But at what cost?
This cat’s face completely sums up akasha’s mood en lmao
Isn’t this always Akasha’s mood? (^∀^＝)
Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Kitty: Gob!
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.
Episode 1×05 “Visiting Ours”
I can feel weird spending so much time staring at Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise’s faces, but then I do a QotD meme and I’m ready to run back to the IwtV movie. It’s not that Stuart Townsend isn’t hot, it’s that he’s blatantly not blonde.
Never feel weird about staring at the wildly more correct faces of the IWTV cast ;]
And I understood that in her own way Akasha was a monster. I was a monster as well. I had no intention of creating a devotion for her. She was a secret. And from the moment she came into my hands she and her consort were most truly
Those Who Must Be Kept.
Tobias: Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
#Intercourse with the Vampire.
And I understood that in her own way Akasha was a monster. I was a monster as well. I had no intention of creating a devotion for her. She was a secret. And from the moment she came into my hands she and her consort were most truly
Those Who Must Be Kept.
I-want-my-IWTV 