*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time**goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
Tag Archives: always reblog vc synopsis
lestat: *dramatizes*
louis: *angsts*
armand: *blends*
Stfu and gtfo, Armand.
Lestat, in every book at some point. (via laurencombeferre)
I want a VC movie where it’s just a two hour footage of Louis looking done with everything
A sequel which is just two two hours of footage of Lestat looking super done with Louis
A third installment where it is just two hours of footage of Marius looking done with everyone.
ooc; A fourth installment where it is just two hours of footage of VC fans looking done with Anne Rice.
A fifth installment where it is just two hours of footage of Anne Rice looking done with VC fans.
Also a two hour footage of everyone getting sued by Anne Rice.
gorgeous-fiend: #IT GOT BETTER
01. Things That Should Have Happened in VC:
Magnus: btw there is a crazy coven of satanic vampires in this same city and they will probably try to kill you.
It certainly would have made things much smoother for me and mine.
Hm, but Magnus was certainly a big purveyor of “learn by experience,” wasn’t he?
I want an apocalypse AU
Everyone: Whatever you do, just don’t do that, ok?
What Lestat says: Ok, got it.
What Lestat thinks:
Why was I cursed with such abusive fledglings?
- You choose to ignore any complaints from said fledglings.
- You do not listen to opinions other than your own.
- You’ve let your fear of solitude push said fledglings away.
- You did not give David a choice as to of whether he would become your fledgling or not.
- When you have a crisis, you simply leave.
- Rather than ever answer my questions personally, you publish the answers in books for the whole world.
- You flaunt your many relationships in said books.
- You are clingy.
- You are possessive.
- You are foolish.
- You become enraged at unfounded and hypocritical notions.
- Your dog makes messes.
- You have little thought to any of your actions.
- You have no concept of thinking before acting.
- You never keep in touch.
- You make me worry.
- You leave me wondering if you have lost your mind or perished somewhere.
- I learn via the publishing of novels that you are not, in fact, dead, but then I truly fear for your sanity when you write of “the miracle of ice cubes.”
Shall I continue?
Marius, you turned your back on me. that came as no surprise, really. You were always the teacher, the parent, the high priest. I don’t despise you for it. But Louis! My Louis, I could never deny you anything, and you turned me away!
Lestat (via unionthesalmon)
unionthesalmon tagged it:
#lestat has problems the book
#vampire chronicles
#when does lestat not have problems
#lestat walks hand in hand with problems right into a problem
#then he adopts that problem and raises it and the problem stabs him in the back
#Accurate
ooc; a summary of VC
[6:31:28 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: lol lestat
[6:31:32 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: me me me me
[6:31:35 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: me bloody me
[6:31:37 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:･✂ﾟ✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ･ﾟ✧: bless u lestat
[6:32:19 PM] ; 시엘: i swear its marketed like lestat is the only character
[6:32:32 PM] ; 시엘: LMFAO
[6:32:41 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the lestat chronicles
[6:32:50 PM] ; 시엘: interview with the vampire: the vampire we’re interviewing isn’t lestat, but it might as well be since everything else is about him anyway
[6:33:05 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the vampire lestat: in case you missed lestat have lestat
[6:33:15 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: queen of the damned: every male in the world almost dies (because of lestat’s rock band)
[6:33:24 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: tale of the body thief: lestat does a body swap episode
[6:33:36 PM] ; 시엘: it’s like wife swap but not
[6:33:36 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: memnoch the devil: even satan notices lestat-senpai
[6:33:57 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: the vampire armand: don’t worry this one has all of armand’s gay feelings for lestat so lestat is still important
[6:34:14 PM] ; 시엘: the vampire armand: surprisingly mostly about armand’s life, but you’re wrong if you think lestat won’t take up at least a few pages worth of text
[6:34:11 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: merrick: lestat’s fledglings gone wild (because lestat wasn’t there)
[6:34:26 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blood & gold: idk marius’ ego is even bigger than lestat’s
[6:34:38 PM] ; 시엘: alternate title: marius bitches about lestat
[6:34:31 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blackwood farm: lestat has a fanboy
[6:34:45 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ: blood canticle: lestat is upset that there is a st. louis and not a st. lestat
I-want-my-IWTV 