My otp quote comes from that scene of them in a church near the end of the tale of the body thief b/c that’s exactly what happened and it was great

Oh damn! I have to go correct my post, then. I haven’t finished my slow and painful read of Prince Lestat, so I’m not sure whether they actually do kiss, I thought that was a quote I hadn’t gotten to, yet. 

Thanks for correcting me!

(Louis below is all flustered bc HE DID NOT KISS LESTAT ON THE MOUTH HOW DARE WE IMPLY SUCH)

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From what I’ve taken from everyone’s reaction of Prince Lestat, it it better off just not reading it?

I’m reading it, even knowing spoilers, bc I’m searching for glimmers of OUR Lestat, the one we know and love, I’m searching for little gems of moments that are true to the characters, I’m searching for scenes that could be corrected with fanfic/fanart… there may be little bits that are salvagable… 

Even though I dispute it being MY headcanon, I’m invested in the characters enough that I am intrigued by the crackiness that their author has conjured up for them. Jump the shark/couch? This book has jumped the Empire State Building. 

wait wait wait wait wait wait — lestat kissed louis in the new book? or is that just fanfic i’m so confused

i-want-my-iwtv: YES they smooched in the new book.

EDIT: CORRECTION: That quote was from Tale of the Body Thief. But you know those two idiots kissed in Prince Lestat, whether explicitly written or not, bc of reasons.

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Wow, I’m glad I’m not the only one with mixed feelings on Prince Lestat. It was better than Blood Canticle, but I am disappointed that there was so much exposition and that previous characters like Bianca and Eleni got over shadowed in favor of new characters. And we are not even starting on how my favorites died or how mad I am at the lack of Daniel/Armand

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. NOTHING TO ADD OR CORRECT HERE. 

to be honest most of the time reading PL i thought ‘anne i KNOW that already’. I’m only half way through but the constant talk about who is related to whom and the explaining of things is so tiering. All I wanted is to read a new exciting story about our beloved but instead theres all this boring talk and new-old characters i don’t frigging care about. UGH

Yeah I know that feel, Anon… at the booksigning, AR said that this book is meant to also serve as a stand-alone for ppl who are just starting the series. Hence the constant talk about relationships and the handy glossary and index of characters and so on and so forth but still….

I would NOT recc PL to anyone as the start of the series bc it has such a very warped view of EVERYTHING. For one thing, Lestat actually writes:

“So much of what I thought about us, our minds, our souls, our moral evolution or devolution, was just wrong in the books I wrote.”

NO. He was NOT wrong about ALOT of that stuff. The Lestat of Prince Lestat, so far, is way more wrong about so very much. 

I’m scared everyone seems to hate the book. Also they say that it’s like a bunch of fanfics put together like whaaaaat? (Also OMG Armand x Louis 💗? Don’t make start Anne, just don’t)

I haven’t had much chance to read it myself, but from what I’ve heard/read, YES. It’s a Frankenstein-monster-esque collection of the worst fanfic ideas you can imagine. It seems like some of the ideas are direct responses to questions AR has gotten over the years, like (NOT the questions of i-want-my-iwtv​):

  • Why don’t the vampire dicks work?
  • Why can’t they have babies? Twilight vampires can.
  • Why don’t they ever get married?
  • Tell me more about Benji and Sybelle they are so adorable! 
  • What about SCIENCE? What would it be like to get vampire samples in a lab and analyze them?
  • Did Akasha have any kids while she was human?
  • Can someone else be Queen of the Damned? Maharet and Mekare are LAME. 

Armand x Louis… well… Armand will always have a thing for Louis, bc well, who doesn’t? The way Armand is now… not sure what Louis sees in him, but perhaps I’ll find out as I read the heartbreaking work of staggering genius that is PL

I know who “Mater” is but why are they called that?

It’s short for Mater Glorioso, Latin for “Glorious Mother.” Not sure who or when first coined the term, but it’s the VC fandom’s loving and sarcastic way of paying tribute to the creator of the VC. 

There’s a hilarious, though inactive, parody blog for her called anne-christ, the archive is worth checking out!

This book gives me life but at the same time I feel so done with everything…..

So I haven’t had much chance to read it yet but from what little I have read… there are little glimmers of the Lestat we all know and love, lines here and there that are in character! So that helps. There may be a few good quotes we can extract from this mess!

Overall, from the spoilers I’ve heard/read, the general feeling I’m getting is that this book is FAR worse than anything I/we could have predicted in terms of being a true Vampire Crackicle.