BUT GUYS, VAMPIRES ACTING LIKE CATS

maiden-of-alchemy:

roxxanne-blood:

VAMPIRES HISSING AT EACHOTHER

VAMPIRES HISSING AT DOGS/WEREWOLVES

VAMPIRES PERCHED IN WIERD-ASS PLACES

VAMPIRES TANGLED IN YARN

VAMPIRES CHASING LASER POINTERS

VAMPIRES KNOCKING SHIT OVER TO ANNOY THEIR MASTERS/OTHER VAMPIRES

VAMPIRES GETTING STONED ON CATNIP

CATLIKE VAMPIRES GUYS

darckcarnival

So vampires breathe. But do they need to, or is it just habit?

That is a point of vampire physiological debate actually, whether they DO breathe or not. Lestat Says Yes, Therefore it is Truth! … except maybe not. Maybe he thinks he’s breathing because he has to, but he may be doing it out of habit.

I feel like they would need to breathe for the air to go through properly for speech. Otherwise, wouldn’t they sound more like the breathless screeching vampires in 30 Days of Night?

there was a fic in which the vampires considered what would happen if they were in a coffin on a ship and the ship sunk. Would they still be conscious, trapped in their coffin? Presumably they wouldn’t die by drowning… hmmm…?

However that’s just RICEAN vampires. If you wanna know in a more general way, go to askavampirologist ;]

Your blog always makes me crave some Vampire Chronicles. Ravissant petit Armand was always my favorite by the way *^*

nailingtrent:

i-want-my-iwtv:

And your blog always makes me crave some T-Rez! Always. I’m a huge fan of your blog *u*

  • Don’t u think 90’s TR would’ve been a good Nicolas? or Louis? *siiiigh* 

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  • If you like Ravissant petit Armand (omg that is a very cute way to refer to him) check out my cute Armand tag. 

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[fanart by garama

90’s Trent as Nicolas, oui definitely!! ^ Though he has the melancholy and somber beauty of Louis as well. Thank you so much ~

Agreed, he very much did have those qualities *u*

hello I really love your blog and generally everyone in the Vampire Chronicles fandom. You’re all so nice. I just started reading IWTV two weeks ago and it’s nice to not be pushed out just because I’m a new fan :P

omg thank u! Welcome to the madness that is the Vampire Crackicles. Always good to get fresh blurd *u*

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How could anyone push ppl out just for being new to a fandom? that is so backwards! More fandom -> more money for the creator(s) of the original work(s) -> more creation(s) from the creator(s) of the work(s)* -> more fandom!

*granted this is not always a good thing but oh well THEY TRIED (#that trainwreck of a movie #Queen of the Damned).

Willow saw her opportunity. Lestat was at his desk writing with the quill pens he so loved to use. ‘ Annoy Lestat scene one.’ She walked up to his desk and stared at him. When he paid her no mind she immediately decided to stretch on the side of his leg, claws unsheathed. It was her favorite way to start annoying the blonde and usually led to her hitting the ground running or sending a silent plea to Danny to be saved. Sometimes she would have to opt for Louis if Daniel wasn’t close.

♛ Lestat was in the middle of signing a stack of checks, making sure each one had his perfect flourish of a signature. Of course, normally, Louis would handle these financial details, but Lestat meant to keep these purchases secret – at least for now – and, as if sent on a mission, Louis’ little minion was here! Lestat could smell Louis’s scent on the animal, she must have enjoyed a recent cuddle. Infuriating.

“Lucky for you that I don’t snack in the house anymore… You mewling quim!” He smirked at himself, pleased at the little pop culture reference that only Daniel, had he been within earshot, would’ve truly appreciated. Lestat merely glanced at her with an arched brow… he rarely attempted to pet Willow. She would toy with him, letting him reach for her, before jumping away. Why did Louis insist on keeping these creatures that clawed at furniture, knocked over porcelain and glassware, and incessantly whined to be let out, only moments later to be heard crying out pitifully at the door begging for reentry??! Their habits were confounding. How Louis drew any love from the little beasts was similarly puzzling. Dogs were simply lovable, cats were an enigma at best. He grunted and attempted to ignore her.

brb-being-brazilian:

i-want-my-iwtv:

brb-being-brazilian-deactivated:

I have to confess that I’ve expected way too much from you and I’ve gotten only hate. I’m glad you’re out of my life for three years by now. (For the anonymous confession thingy!!)

omg I thought that was directed at ME at first and had a little panic attack! Then remembered that I haven’t even been on tumblr for 2 yrs, haven’t known you for more than that!

FYI people: the symbol in that Ask was “For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant.”

Oh my god—I would /never/ say this to you,dearest! I just kinda remembered someone else I’ve met when I was way younger and it felt right to put a confession out uwu BUT OMG IM SO SORRY IT SCARED YOU I MEAN KALGKSKFLSLDAL YOU DONT DESERVE IT BC YOURE CUTE AND NICE
good! ❤ Sorry to hear about that other person… but u know, people change, hopefully that person isn’t so bad now… we’re all on a journey, and we all have growing up to do, after all. 

I started reading the Vampire Chronicles and I’m at The Queen of the Damned but I’m wondering if I should stop there? Or should I read on? I don’t to want get caught up with the ‘crackyness’ later on, you know?

i-want-my-iwtv:

You started with The Queen of the Damned, or with Interview with the Vampire? Definitely read the first 3 books in the series, those are are good. 

The “crackyness” that we make fun of it for sort of happens at book 4, Tale of the Body Thief, which is still a great story (especially compared to the later books)…

I think you should read it all. Especially if there are certain characters you’re beginning to feel more of an attachment to. If you love Armand, for example, you should read The Vampire Armand. If you love Marius, reading Blood & Gold would be of interest to you. 

I think any VC fan should read them all, read lots of fanfic, and decide on their own what they consider to be “the real story.” Your headcanon may vary from mine, but that doesn’t make you a lesser/greater fan. You can ignore the crackyness.

Loving the characters makes you a fan *u* 

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lokitapendragon#vampire chronicles #ALL OF THIS #because I adore these books but good grief #you either pick and choose or go crazy

^This.