Lestat: Are you giving me attitude, Louis?
Louis: I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously. To which one are you referring?

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hyperbeeb:

The Blood Vivicanti is literally a Stefon sketch.

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overlook-hotel-survivor:

jehanjetaime:

Movie Meal Recreations

Interview with the Vampire, 1994

A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.

#Nailed it.

adirotyndOH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’

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xenophonrising:

obsessional-ram:

deslea:

Once upon a time, there were three brothers. Their land could not hold all their egos, so they divided their kingdom into three. One ruled over the elves, one over the goblins, and the third over wizards.

toxicwantstorp

There was a fourth brother, whom the other three did not speak of. His name was Lestat, and his rule took a while to be implemented– eleven books, to be precise.

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“All of them had hair of gold, like their mother. The youngest one in curls.”

#Prince Lestat #of the Damned

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duendology:

“The rest of the comic is an interesting look at the French Quarter of New Orleans, but mostly it is a chance for Ennis to parody the Anne Rice style of vampires by contrasting them with his vampire, Cassidy…

The result is some strong parody work (although I thought that the Neil Gaiman jabs were a bit much – I’ll feature them as a Meta-Message very soon) and really, a compelling story about what happens when you, for lack of a better phrase, “buy into your own hype,” as the other vampire gets into the idea of being a vampire far more than he should.

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remember-me-you-clever-boy:

i-want-my-iwtv:

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witchyrem-ains
reblogged your post and added:

LESTAT’S NEVER BEEN LOVED BACK
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Just take my heart and destroy it.
I am ruined.

;A; IKR?? 

Well, that quote refers to movie!IWTV. If you’ve read TVL, you know Lestat’s been loved before in his life ;]

And, technically, it happens in an about 10 min in the movie, but Lestat, Louis, and Claudia happily together for some 60+ years, so there was love then 😉

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[VC Jamais by miholunatique/asrahi]

sometimes i think that what lestat needs is some molly weasley in his life, like, a mum who will BEAT SOME SENSE IN THAT EMPTY BLONDE HEAD, KICK HIS ASS IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS and then drag him home and give him warm blood soup and kiss him in his coffin, bye love sleep well beware of the sun mummy AGGRESSIVELY LOVES YOU 

maybe he wouldn’t have so many issues then, but also maybe not 

#It got better #Agrees Aggressively

Well Gabrielle does slap him when it’s called for, but yeah, she could be doing so much more!

That’s sort of what Claudia did to him, but in a much meaner way, when she made her point. On his face.

^See, this is a Lestat who’s giving you his full attention and ready to learn a thing 😉