Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work. Buster: Our relationship doesn’t work? Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother. Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother. Lucille 2: Well, that’s healthy.
Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help. Episode 1×19 “Best Man for the GOB”
He said the same thing about Nicki and the French Revolution.
Lestat: Louis’ on a cruise so while he’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts. Daniel: Why. Lestat: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control. (x)
louis to lestat: jfc you’re annoying. my illusions are shattered
louis to claudia: jfc you’re terrifying, my illusions are shattered
louis to armand: jfc you’re evil, my illusions are shattered
louis to daniel: ARE YOU DEAF DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING I JUST SAID.
[[i have this little tiny headcanon that when Louis and Lestat get into like, pfft an argument or whatever, Louis ironically responds to Lestats texts “:)”]]
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