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Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
SUCH TRUTH
Yes.
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
Brilliant.
The Rules of the de Lioncourt Family
1. We do not talk about Lestat’s sister.
2. We do not talk about Lestat’s sister.
3. If someone says, ‘stop,’ attempts an education, tries to get out—send them to the dungeon for Augustin to beat with a flay.
4. Only two brothers to administer a beating—more and we might kill Lestat, and where’s the fun in that?
5. One beating at a time. (they last longer that way)
6. No shirt, no shoes. We can’t afford them, anyway.
7. Beatings will go on as long as they have to. Now go to the Great Hall and play chess with your father.
8. If this is your first night with the de Lioncourt family? Good luck. You’re fucked.

Just a reminder: Brad Pitt’s body in Fight Club






















