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Hi… YOU HAVE AN AUDIO OF NICOLAS VOICE IN YOUR TAG OF HIM AND OMFG IT’S SOOO PERFECT I CANT WITH THE FEELS I’M JUST JASNDJKANDKLADBABFJ PLS TELLMEOFWHOISTHISVOICEINEEDTOKNOW!!!!! *dies*

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Wow you have certainly been digging deep, that was from 2014!

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[Anon is referring to this post here if u want to hear Nicolas’ voice]

[And it was paired with an image that appears to be of model Tomek Szczukiecki][so maybe it’s him?]

Sorry to tell ya that I DON’T KNOW WHO THE AUDIO IS FROM ;A; AND THE ORIGINAL POST DIDN’T TAG HIM, EITHER. @devilsviolinist was the original poster and I’m not sure if that mun is active… try asking them and report back if you find out.

Paging @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever! Halp. This is in French and you are my go-to Frenchie Fry!

EDIT: It’s 

Jonathan Klein! [X]

reading text speak in french is so odd but I love it. are there things like “lol” in french that french speakers use but english speakers don’t?

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colourful-jack:

russian-at-heart:

mes-langues:

toodrunktofindaurl:

This is a fun question. I grew to type everything properly in french in my texts so I’m bad at this but here is what I remember or still catch in other people’s texts.

How To (Badly) French Text 101 – The basics

MDR: Mort de rire (Dying of laughter)

SLT: Salut (Hi)

BJR: Bonjour (Hello)

DSL: Désolé(e) (Sorry)

JTM: Je t’aime (I love you)

RPZ: Représente (Represent. It’s some kind of a joke)

OKLM: Au calme (chill)

TKT: T’inquiètes pas (Don’t worry)

DTC: Dans ton cul (in your ass)

VTF: Vas te faire (go fuck yourself)

RAF: Rien à faire/foutre (I don’t care/give a fuck)

SMS: A text/message

And that’s all I could think of

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I always loved “plop”, which is a common greeting in French MMOs, basically “salut”. You might enter a battleground on World of Warcraft and see a million people saying “Plop!” “PLOP” in the chat, which sounds ridiculous in English.

I remember asking “Why is everyone saying “plop” and “murder” (MDR)?”

My French friend also taught me some more:

TG: Ta guele (Shut up)

PTN: Putain (F*ck)

STP: S’il te plaît (Please)

Also:
BSR: bonsoir (good evening)
CAD: c’est-à-dire (that is to say)
A+: à plus tard (see you later)
EN+: en plus (on top of that)

But I’m sure there’s still a lot more 😉

@takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever, plz verify.

Quelques animaux en français

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languageramblings:

caméléon (nm) – chameleon

daim (nm) – deer, fallow deer, buck

hérisson (nm) – hedgehog

fourmilier (nm) – ant-eater

pieuvre (nf) – octopus

paresseux (nm) – sloth

  • paresseux (adj) – lazy, idle

morse (nm) – walrus

manchot (nm) – penguin

calmar (nm) – squid

alpaga (nm) – alpaca

piaf (nm) – sparrow

biche (nf) – hind, doe

faon (nm) – fawn

ânon (nm) – foal, young donkey

bouc (nm) – billy goat

caneton (nm) – duckling

poulain (nm) – foal, colt, filly

porcelet (nm) – piglet

têtard (nm) – tadpole

lapereau (nm) – young rabbit, baby rabbit

lionceau (nm) – lion cub

louveteau (nm) – wolf cub

oison (nm) – gosling

oisillon (nm) – nestling, fledging (bird)

ourson (nm) – bear cub, teddy bear

poussin (nm) – chick, young chicken

aka Terms of Endearment ❤

Gosh, Santa de Lioncourt kills me every time. I’m weeping with laughter, and it’s your fault :’) Précieux petit croissant, ne cesse jamais d’être aussi drôle!

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

♛Et tu me fais plaisir, aussi! Il faut que je continuer à faire ça, c’est ma metier et ma passion terrible. ooc; *hides face* because you’re gonna correct the femininity/masculinity of my nouns now but you should be impressed that I TRIED. “A” for effort, I award it to myself.

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@i-want-my-iwtv 

Of course I’m
impressed (seriously, your French is good and the effort much much appreciated!)
A+, and you can believe me, I’m actually getting paid for doing teacher stuff
and all dat shit! (->the sad truth!). But c’mon I’m not
such a mean teacher, except when I’m a tired bitch inspired by muse Lestat IRL.
At some point, I might have said to some of my always late students that I was
later than them so they can be on time for once, and that they should be grateful
for that. In French, we call that “mauvaise foi”.  

#Ah yes this is where i have laid my affections

Je t’adore, @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever​. Tu es parfait, simplement parfait. JAMAIS CHANGER.

DON’T THINK I DIDNT CATCH YOUR MISTAKE BC I DID BUT I WAS WILLING TO LET IT GO; SUCH IS THE MASSIVE GENEROSITY IN MY HEART! THE SENTIMENT REMAINS, I ADORE U AND U ARE A GIFT TO OUR FANDOM.

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queenofthecommunistcannibals:

Yesterday my friend pointed out something I’d forgotten: papillon (the dog in Crimson Peak is a papillon) means “butterfly” in French.

Goddammit!  Even the dog fits the theme!  

I love it!

Look who’s eating the papillons here!

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“My papillons, my butterflies, you killed them, ohhh nooo!”

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Et cette fois, silence s’il vous plait. On entend beaucoup de bruit a l’exterieur. Juste ici. On y va! On tourney. Son? On dirait que c’est bon. Merci.

And this time, silence please. We hear a lot of noise outside. Just here. Let’s go! It rotates

(film’s rolling/we’re rolling). Sound? Looks like it’s good. Thank you.

[Edited translation thanks to @unwaveringband0flight]

Source: thoresque