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Lestat watches “Crimson Peak”

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[Transcribed as he watched it][SPOILER ALERTS]

  • ♛Ooooh I love a packed theatre! THE EXCITEMENT IS MORE PALPABLE THAN THE REEK OF POPPED CORN AND THIS SLUDGE PEOPLE CURRENTLY CALL CHEESE.

  • [Trailer for Krampus] The audience is all laughing at this horror trailer, I don’t think we’re supposed to be laughing, I think it’s meant to be terrifying but it’s too funny to be scary! 10/10 would watch this trailer again, take note.
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  • [Trailer for the new Frankenstein movie] I’ve created a monster or two in my time, too, DON’T JUDGE PPL FOR MAKING A MONSTER NOW AND THEN *frowns* We have our reasons. Write that down.
  • He says it needs a love story? MINE IS A LOVE STORY. ALL MY STORIES ARE LOVE STORIES. WHY AREN’T THEY MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE FROM MY BOOKS GDI?
  • “What I saw was a dreamer facing defeat.” WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS RAIN ON MY PARADE TOO? I know that feel, Mr. Sharpe. We are the music makers… and we are the dreamers of dreams.
  • This girl and I would get along perfectly – laying in bed with good books, luxuriously wrapped in yellow velvet, awww yissss that is a well-spent evening. 
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  • I CAN DEMO THE WALTZ EUROPEAN STYLE LOUIS GET IN HERE (but maybe not holding a candle, Louis can’t always be trusted around candles and ME AT THE SAME DAMN TIME)
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  • We should’ve let Claudia have a dog. Maybe a Papillon.
  • Charlie Hunnam

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  • YELLOW SILK

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    ♥ Write that down.

  • Yes let’s go to the POST OFFICE GREAT IDEA FOR A FUN EXCURSION like, wtf? the POST OFFICE IS NOT A FIELD TRIP WORTH DOING. Oh wait, I seem to recall my own fledglings going to the post office JUST TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND AWAY FROM ME OCCASIONALLY I AM OFFENDED THAT OFFENDS ME.
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  • Seeing your lover with someone else hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
  • Hoe don’t do it! 
  • She did it. Because how could she not?
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  • My lover’s sister tried to kill me, too. Hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
  • The dog is dying! Now I’m actually upset.
  • “You’re monsters, both of you!” Where have I heard that before? Now this is hitting too close to home. I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING KEEP TAKING NOTES.
  •  You stabbed him iN THE FACE. IN THE FACE!! Rude. What about the groundrules? 

    Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face… AND THAT’S IT!

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  • We were ALL LAUGHING AS THOMAS PULLED THE KNIFE OUT. Should we not have been laughing? We are a terribly cruel audience.
  • Hissing, incidentally, is an excellent way to stun an opponent in a fight.
  • “I heard you the first time.” I’M USING THAT.
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vampireapologist:

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(Lestat’s all I DO EXIST GDI WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR U PPL TO BELIEVE IN ME FFS)

Source: vital-dust

Theres also a new slang that ive started noticing called “fuckboy” and “shitposting”. Then theres the ever classy “what the fuck, bruh”

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♛“I’m learning new slang every day! Actually, I’d already heard of all these, but thanks for keeping me informed. Definitely used What the fuck, bruh? on Louis plenty, especially when he’s had… let’s just say: pyrotechnical malfunctions.” 

“Fuck’s so flexible.”

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“And by the way, Louis and I tend to slip into cursing in the French of our times when we’re in the throes of passionate… debate.”