F*&king Theatre des Vampires again!!!
…or AU in which Lestat finally gets Louis to wear a nice bright suit (in exchange for letting him cut his hair short) and Louis was just too damn attractive.
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FASHION: Nike Blazer Mid Premium QS “Iridescent”
“If Cinderella’s glass slipper fits so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way? I can’t help but think…” – Unknown
Nike continue the iridescent love with this Quick Strike release of a Blazer Mid for the ladies.
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
fancyadevil: #the Vampire #Lestat dear
J.C. Leyendecker illustrations: Vampire Chronicles edition. My boyfriend saw me reblog these earlier and thought the first one looked like Lestat. And well, you know Marius and bathtime…
Lestat and the enormously deep jacket cuffs and the waterfall of lace. I can hardly stand how perfect that outfit is.
“LOUIS I BRUNG U LES FLEURS”
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
– Lestat de Lioncourt (basically)
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.
(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions
the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph
I
male lions rights activist
as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran:
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.
As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy?This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill.
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* – The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who – true to form – did not care.
I-want-my-IWTV 