
Michael: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
Michael: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
Episode 1×09 “Storming the Castle”

Michael: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
Michael: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
Episode 1×09 “Storming the Castle”


Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.
Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”
Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.
ooc; Every now and then, I rediscover this video, and I never regret it ever.
+9001 to whoever made it.
Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire

G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference.
Episode 3×02 “For British Eyes Only
Louis is hiding from Claudia, obviously.

Fuck you. I am a constant fucking delight. [X]
Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist.

Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? ‘Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake [1.22]
ooc; I put the scene where Louis became a vampire in Gizoogle
Omfg
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