But consider this: Vampires with Facial Hair.
Thanks.
HELL YES.

Buster: That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.
Key Decisions [1.4]
Mama always said, “don’t make every moody brunette you’re attracted to into a vampire.” But I didn’t listen.
“Disaster, my son.”
Take this out of context, and you get a sitcom about a laughably inept gay vampire couple and their passive-aggressive adopted daughter.
Was that not the movie? Cuz that was totally what I got.
It definitely was.
If you’ve read the book you know that it’s exactly that.

Beef
Does anyone else ever run their tongue along their teeth and think “these should be sharper”
