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gfdios:

But consider this: Vampires with Facial Hair.

Thanks.

HELL YES.

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vampiredevelopment:

Buster: That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.

Key Decisions [1.4]

Mama always said, “don’t make every moody brunette you’re attracted to into a vampire.” But I didn’t listen.

“Disaster, my son.”

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teejaystumbles:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

darkflamesash:

muirin007:

Take this out of context, and you get a sitcom about a laughably inept gay vampire couple and their passive-aggressive adopted daughter. 

Was that not the movie? Cuz that was totally what I got.

It definitely was.

If you’ve read the book you know that it’s exactly that.

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storytellingdevices: Interview with the Vampire

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Beef

thethingthatgrowls:

Does anyone else ever run their tongue along their teeth and think “these should be sharper”

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Gizoogled quotes from Interview with the Vampire (provided by merciful-death)