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DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR? (singing starts at 1:38)

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso/You won’t go any more, amorous butterfly

Notte e giorno d’intorno girando/Fluttering around inside night and day

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…Lestat knows this entire song. 

Tom does our beloved Lestat so much justice here. That he can be so joyous at such a bizarre moment, to the point of dancing w/ a corpse (especially considering how vampires have little tolerance for even being NEAR dead bodies), really shows how much sunshine he really does have bursting inside him. He’s elated that Louis is FINALLY GETTING IT.

Also, re: *~Butterflies~*

Those 2 dogs Louis kills instead of the gorgeous older lady? 

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They’re papillons. French for “butterfly.”

That lady even says that and translates for us: “My papillons, my butterflies, you killed them! Ohhh noooo…!” Butterflies go through metamorphosis; so does everyone who gets turned into a vampire in this movie.

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Oh, no, we have a sick patient here, nurse

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i-see-light:

Who’s Lewis

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 explodingbat:

katzenfabrik:

explodingbat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

lecterings:

what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism? 

The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what. 

if one could maybe be induced to eat the other? i might watch this show

#i’m guessing vampire chap could win against Dr Lector in a fight

I reckon so, but Lestat might be inclined to play with him for a while first, and Lector wouldn’t make it easy for him.

Dammit, I’d pay money to see/read this. Where is the fanfic on this topic? AO3 only has this, which isn’t quite what I’m looking for but does include the following lines:

“Look, Dr. Lecter, I checked you out.  You are an expensive psychiatrist so you must be good. I needed an appointment right away and you were all booked up, so I improvised. Did you hear me say I was a vampire?”

“Yes, I’m Lithuanian, not deaf.”

and:

Hannibal fumes silently. He needs to be careful until he knows what this disturbed and disturbing creature has done with Will. Hannibal no longer doubts he is indeed sitting across from a real vampire. He also
acknowledges since Lestat is already dead he won’t even taste very good…

ok, what? that sounds amazing.. vampire fop needs an appointment asap, so he books himself in, and Dr L just snarks at him? excellent

“And you are stressing me out, Doctor Lecter. Do you really want to antagonize a stressed out vampire? What is to be done about that?” – Interview with a Cannibal or Appointment with a Vampire

THIS IS GR9 I LOVE IT! 

Yes I am sick, lestat. But I dont use these ideas to hurt ppl so give me a gold star. And Armand dont be getting new ideas im not thinking about a cactus roller. And being human is hard enough being undead prob sux harder by fifty times fifty

(I just updated your previous ask about this)

It’s intriguing as a concept, not just for torture, but for BDSM. Which is smtg that takes alot of trust from those participating in it, and usually followed by good aftercare (cuddling, healing, loving assurances).

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specialized bindings with spikes in the interior to spill blood of drained vampires if they tried to feed and rejuvenate. Has anyone thought of that yet.

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(^from delfepryanichek’s idea)

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EDIT: obsessional-ram​ added: Yes I am sick, lestat. But I dont use these ideas to hurt ppl so give me a gold star. And Armand dont be getting new ideas im not thinking about a cactus roller. And being human is hard enough being undead prob sux harder by fifty times fifty

I haven’t seen anything like that in canon, or fic, or discussion… there are body parts detached/reattached in the series, though. Who knows what kinds of torture the Children of Darkness subjected those vampires that were being punished, other than simple solitary confinement? 

Vampires feel pain like no other creature. You have a pretty unique and gruesome idea there, obsessional-ram. Write us some horrific fic! 

vampiredevelopment:

G.O.B.: Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it.
G.O.B.: For some reason, women feel safe around you. Maybe because you’ve only had sex four times.
Michael: Four women, not four times
Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”

#does anyone else remember that part in iwtv where claudia asks louis what sex is like #and he gets all huffy and is like GOOD NIGHT MADAME #i think he literally says that #and it’s like one of my favorite parts because louis is being insufferable and endearing at the same time #which is pretty much his main skill

Yes! It went like this:

“`It was something hurried, […] and … it was seldom savored … something acute that was quickly lost. I think that it was the pale shadow of killing.’
” ‘Ahhh …’ she said. `Like hurting you as I do now … that is also the pale shadow of killing.’
” ‘Yes, madam,’ I said to her. `I am inclined to believe that is correct.’
And bowing swiftly, I bade her good-night. “