
Tag Archives: Lestat de Lioncourt

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
I feel a mighty need to see a fic about this
Lestat is so giving this to Louis for Christmas.
…Or already did.
Christmas, 1821, I received one of these.

D; i kniow i owe you a meme, i just havent found the chance to scan it
Take your time, lady. No pressure *u*
Sometimes it takes Lestat awhile to load his reponse to things, too.

ooc; reasons to not spoil your kids:
idk how but it’s lestat’s fault
armand at every conceivable misfortune (via monsieur-le-rockstar)















