ooc; a summary of VC

[6:31:28 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:・✂゚✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ・゚✧: lol lestat
[6:31:32 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:・✂゚✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ・゚✧: me me me me
[6:31:35 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:・✂゚✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ・゚✧: me bloody me
[6:31:37 PM] ☜☠☞Damsel in D-Stress*:・✂゚✧*: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ・゚✧: bless u lestat
[6:32:19 PM] ; 시엘: i swear its marketed like lestat is the only character
[6:32:32 PM] ; 시엘: LMFAO
[6:32:41 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: the lestat chronicles
[6:32:50 PM] ; 시엘: interview with the vampire: the vampire we’re interviewing isn’t lestat, but it might as well be since everything else is about him anyway
[6:33:05 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: the vampire lestat: in case you missed lestat have lestat
[6:33:15 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: queen of the damned: every male in the world almost dies (because of lestat’s rock band)
[6:33:24 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: tale of the body thief: lestat does a body swap episode
[6:33:36 PM] ; 시엘: it’s like wife swap but not
[6:33:36 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: memnoch the devil: even satan notices lestat-senpai
[6:33:57 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: the vampire armand: don’t worry this one has all of armand’s gay feelings for lestat so lestat is still important
[6:34:14 PM] ; 시엘: the vampire armand: surprisingly mostly about armand’s life, but you’re wrong if you think lestat won’t take up at least a few pages worth of text
[6:34:11 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: merrick: lestat’s fledglings gone wild (because lestat wasn’t there)
[6:34:26 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: blood & gold: idk marius’ ego is even bigger than lestat’s
[6:34:38 PM] ; 시엘: alternate title: marius bitches about lestat
[6:34:31 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: blackwood farm: lestat has a fanboy
[6:34:45 PM] ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴅᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴜ ʟᴀᴄ (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ: blood canticle: lestat is upset that there is a st. louis and not a st. lestat

genius-of-221b:

mariusthevampire:

genius-of-221b:

mariusthevampire:

genius-of-221b:

mariusthevampire:

cuddlygay:

theres a les mis joke here somewhere

Also a Vampire Chronicles joke.

True true….

Marius: See all this? It’s mine.
Lestat: *Kicks a chair over.*
Lestat *Steals a chair.*
Lestat: *Crosses out Marius’ name and puts his own.*
Marius: Damnit

Oh MY goD. I’m DYING (because let’s face it. This would totally happen)

// Marius is forever bitter that Lestat stole his color.

Yes. For what is Marius without his signature red?

i-see-light:

The women in the Vampire Chronicles are so alpha though, like think about it, the guys all sit around crying and writing in their diaries and the women go around blowing shit up and killing motherfuckers with their bare hands, like they are consistently the harder, stronger, more aggressive members of the species

Akasha, Maharet, Mekare, Gabrielle, who fucks with that

NOBODY

Lestat ‘I’m a shit’ de Lioncourt

(via asavagegardenindeed)

This is funny bc outwardly he acts like this is some kind of achievement. Like, “if you’re going to think I’m a little shit I WILL BE THE KING SHIT OF SHIT MOUNTAIN IN YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT LONG.” The sad side of it is that he does think he’s a shit alot of the time, and he spends enormous amounts of time and energy trying to fix things/relationships w/ others. Sometimes it works and sometimes not.