Let It Burn

merciful-death:

The candle glows bright on my desk tonight

Not a body to be seen
A kingdom of cremation,
And The Boy knows I’m the king.

Lestat is howling like the swirling flames inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don’t let him in, don’t let him scream
Be the vampire you always have to be
Appeal, don’t kneel, don’t let her woe
Well, now he glows

Let it burn, let it burn
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it burn, let it burn
Run away and slam the door

I don’t care
We cannot delay
Let the fire rage on,
Lestat usually bothered me anyway

It’s funny how some distance
Makes me so enthralled
And with Armand beside me
It’s time to kill them all

It’s time to say my last adieu
To finally run that buffoon through
No fight, no throng, no fools for me
I’m free

Let it burn, let it burn
I am one with Armand and fire
Let it burn, let it burn
I’m glad to see them fry

I don’t care
If they scream in pain
Let the flames rage on

The fire rushes through the air onto the stage
The fool rushes towards me like a total imbelice
With a strong swing he’s cut in half at last,
He’s never coming back,
I saved him for last

Let it burn, let it burn
And they die at the break of dawn
Let it burn, let it burn
My little girl is gone

Here I stand
Beside Armand
Let the flames rage on,
He hated them all anyway

[X]

L&L – Average Night in the 21st Century

gorgeous-fiend:

Lestat stormed into the living room, “Louis, is your phone even on?

Louis, stretched out on the sofa, hardly deigned to look up from his book. “Lestat, we are in the same house, twenty messages an hour of emoticons and ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ commentary hardly seems worth it.”

"Aha! So you have been getting my texts!” Lestat exclaimed. “And ignoring them, you cruel prick.” Then he gasped when he saw that the device in question was sitting right beside Louis’ elbow- in a sad state indeed. A spider web of cracks splayed across the screen. “What do you do-  see that I’ve texted and just throw the phone across the room?”

"You know I do not.” The fact of the matter was Louis was just a god-awful texter. A message would chime into his phone and Louis would stop momentarily to read it, think “I’ll get to this later” and then carry on with whatever he was doing- utterly forgetting about the message for days sometimes. It was infuriating to all trying to get in contact with him. Funny that the person it seemed to affect the most was the very same person who could get a hold of him literally at any time of the night with a mere shout down the hall.

“I just bought this for you though!” Lestat snatched up the cracked android and held it in Louis’ face.

Louis swatted him away, “I’m more of an iphone user anyway.”

“Why- because Armand owns Apple now after Steve Jobs?” Lestat joked.

The wicked glint in Louis’ eyes from over the top of his book spoke volumes. And they say I’m a brat!

“Fine!” Lestat went for his coat. “I’ll go out and support your whore of a mistress’ growing empire. But you’re getting the pink one, and you won’t like it, Louis. You won’t like it at all!” Lestat slammed the door and Louis waited until the furious footsteps could no longer be heard on their cobblestone walkway before picking up his phone.

New Message To: Lestat
thanx luv you’re the best ❤

AWWWW such feels! your whore of a mistress omg.

L&L – Average Night in the 21st Century

king-lestat:

devilsviolinist:

madmenandmayhem:

lestat saying nicolas’ name instead of louis’ while he and louis do nasty things though

I’m sure this happens often.

Not altogether true. Rather than just whisper or say it, he screams ‘Nicolas’ in that long lived, shining moment of blissful release. 😉

Louis: Lestat screams ‘Nicolas’ when he’s the bottom

jardinsalvaje:

boissb:

gothtriggers:

candycoatedbat:

I’m trying to watch Interview with the Vampire but I can hear the kids watching Frozen.

So now I have the image of Lestat singing “Do you wanna make a vampire?”

YES, PLEASE

I couldnt help it. I laughed too much imagining it like this.

image

 

Creo que prefiero esta versión xD

On the Devil’s Road to El Dorado

This is pretty funny and still less cracky than Blood Canticle!

Submitted by redversaillesrose:

I have this headcanon where the guys are so fucking bored and Lesty somehow manages to convince them to do a remake of The Road to El Dorado, where he is Miguel because he’s stupid and wants to go on “adventures” and have fun and is constantly fucking up and Louis is Tulio because he has to put up with his partner’s crap and stop him from fucking killing everybody or dying, Armand would be Tzekel-Kan because SACRIFICES AND KILLING PEOPLE AND FUCKING SHIT UP and Marius could be Chief Tanabok because he’s all wisey and friendly and shit and Gabrielle could be Chel because why the fuck not.Sorry, I just needed to get this off my chest. Also, sorry for my bad english ^^;;

Lestat: Let’s Do the Thing!

Louis: Should NOT have let him talk me into Doing the Thing fml