The roses are red…
the violets are blue…
Louis’re a fucking cynic
Your rhyming skills are impeccable.
i can’t even so I’ll just…
The roses are red…
the violets are blue…
Louis’re a fucking cynic
Your rhyming skills are impeccable.
i can’t even so I’ll just…
*Outside Louis’ bedroom*
Lestat:
Louis! knocks
Do you want kill some humans?
Come on come out and feed
I never see you drink at all, come to the ball,
We’ll have some French cuisine!We used to slay whole families, and we still could now
Ladies are waiting to be sucked dry!
Do you want to kill some humans?
Rats taste so inferior to humans…Louis: Go away Lestat!
Lestat: Fine then! Die! strops off
~~~~
Armand:
knocks
Do you want kill some humans?
Or go to the opera hall?
I think some blood is overdue, I can hear you talking to your shadow on the wall
I think you’re getting lonely, come taste life again, instead of watching it slip by!~~~~
Claudia:
knocks
Louis? Please, I know you’re in there
Lestat keeps complaining you’re a bore.
I’m really hungry – that lady tasted nice, but she won’t suffice – I need some more!
I hate Lestat and Armand – can it just be you and me? I want to run away!
Sniffles Do you want to kill some humans??– Because I was bored and Val started me off so I had to finish it :’D
YES. This is a Work of Beauty.
youaremyunderwaterfriends added:
#frozen parody #The Vampire Crackicles #i love this XD
Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)

Valentine’s Day 2014

Valentine’s Day 2014
behold, PRINCE CHARMING! Merciful-Death (unintentionally) made me do this.

“She slept in my coffin at first… till the day came when she wanted one of her own. But still, whenever she awoke, she would crawl into mine.” Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire
Notice the caged bird on the left there? Recurring caged bird theme in this movie. Caged birds, caged people… the night Louis and Claudia leave for Europe, they set two birds free.
Louis and Maleficent would make one hell of a couple.
azaleasscrazylittleworld added:
it took me way to long to remember that these two are a real couple.
OMG IT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG TO REMEMBER THAT THESE TWO ARE A REAL COUPLE, TOO.

source: http://ambelle1120.deviantart.com
“Poor Louis. You’re a vampire now. It doesn’t work like that. And Lestat is such a motivational speaker, isn’t he? What a good, compassionate boyfriend.”

So vc-media’s Drabble Dimanche prompts include cowboys
communistdracula and I have too much time on our hands
it just gets better
horrible parody fic below
with accompanying fic
*cries* This is awesome sauce.