tzeentchgodofchange:

sueslayer:

captoring:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better

#so I’m a bethesda game

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apple-pie-thighs:

bonerfruits:

lospaziobianco:

T H E  H A W K E Y E  I N I Z I A T I V E 

the hawkeye initiative makes me so happy

I’m fucking cackling omg

Also (about adulting):

gothiccharmschool:

You will occasionally make bad decisions! Sometimes you will make ASTONISHINGLY bad decisions! This happens, and pretending it doesn’t can lead to even worse consequences in the future. The important thing is to recognize when you’ve made a bad decision, do what you can to cope with your part of the aftermath, AND PAY ATTENTION SO YOU DON’T DO IT AGAIN.