candiedrobot:

On Facebook, Anne Rice and fans have been discussing preferred actors for roles in a potential/theoretical future Vampire Chronicles movie.  This is what happened in the comments…

“Do we have to talk about that film? Couldn’t we just never mention that film again?”

This actually made me really love her, are we sure that AR really wrote these comments and it’s not a fakebook thing?!

l-e-s-t-a-t:

communistdracula:

l-e-s-t-a-t:

So vc-media’s Drabble Dimanche prompts include cowboys

communistdracula and I have too much time on our hands

it just gets better

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*cries* This is awesome sauce.

the-vampire-lestat-de-lioncourt:

Oh bby <33

This is seriously one of my favorite IWTV gifs EVAR.

Also, Louis was just about to ask a question about the Dark Gift™©® Terms of Service Agreement, and Lestat was having none of that shit, just pounced like “NO MORE PLEASANTRIES I MUST HAVE YOU”

All my fault and I REGRET NOTHING.

cloudsinvenice:

This is all i-want-my-iwtv’s fault. 😛 She pointed out a particularly horrifying passage in The Vampire Armand (no spoilers, but… Claudia), but on the way to it I found another quote during Armand’s ramble about how his life as a Satanist got ruined. And my partner and I were watching Staying Alive at the time and shit just happened: 

“It came swaggering and camping through the lighted streets of Paris as though God had made it.”

“It came swaggering and camping through the lighted streets of Paris as though God had made it.”

“IT CAME SWAGGERING AND CAMPING THROUGH THE LIGHTED STREETS OF PARIS AS THOUGH GOD HAD MADE IT.”

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The Vampire Lestat, as described by the Vampire Armand, everybody.

*DYING* I have had some adult beverages, so that may be influencing me a little teensy bit here, but dammit, NICE WORK cloudsinvenice!!!