♛Surely you will agree that this Peter Griffin character looks nothing like me, but yes, he gets some credit for trying. His “smolder” needs quite a lot of work. And for the record, my shirts do not ripple in the wind like that, is he taking lessons from Fabio?

[^X <– Peter cosplaying in Family Guy’s “Hot Shots” ep!]

Your crisis doesn’t seem like that much of a crisis to us. The musician Sting is a fan, I’ve met with him and he’s a lovely person, delicious, too. The creators of this Family Guy show appear to be fans, they had another character in another series dress up as me on their American Dad show. Come to think of it, I, too, am an American Dad! 

There seems to be a renewed interest all around with the news of my books being adapted into film, and with the latest novel from our ghostwriter due in a week’s time. Seems like good attention all around, and all I had to do was sit around and wait for it *grins* Louis wants me to add that I’ll take bad attention over no attention, and yes, that’s true, too. Attention is attention! I’ll take it. 

What project are you doing on Louis’ book? I hope you’re tearing pages out and making them into origami figures, that would make better use of it… Alright, I’m not being serious… there is some truth in his book; he describes my physical beauty very accurately *smirks*. 

Yes, drown in our stories, like a fine wine. We love you, too.