ashetray:

Louis and Lestat commission for i-want-my-iwtv
(if you’re interested in getting your own commission message me ^^) 

It’s SO GORGEOUS! So perfect! LOVE IT.  ♥u♥ 

Joyeux anniversaire Joyeux anniversaire Rendez-vous au cimetière Les rats f’ront bien l’affaire! Last line is probably for Louis but you never know.

YOU EVEN RHYMED *applauds* very nice thank uuuu ❤

Lestat has given Louis artisanal rats occasionally, which were fed on fancy cheese and wine all their lives, ready to die at a ripe old age, lol.

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I’m sorry i couldn’t resist bad headcanon is bad and i should feel bad

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

Just vampiry things : boys who like animals.

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals members

vampchronfic:

annabellioncourt:

vampchronfic:

grimrapper:

in ur otp who is the one tryin to live off of hot pockets and instant ramen and who is the one who forces the other to do actual grocery shopping

My OTP doesn’t have this particular problem.

You’re OTP has the one that only eats rats while the other still has to force them to go out for actual sustenance. 

Oh, pshaw! There has been no rat consumption for two centuries now!

Rat consumption occurs to piss off certain food-pushers on specific occasions!