I’m sorry but i’m not sorry this just happened, I’m not to late to the party, right? I had the idea since the announcement but couldn’t find the time to actually do it till today
I honestly tried and tried and could not improve her story other than making the ball red fucking velvet bc YOU KNOW he would want it to be red fucking velvet not blue! like of course, but i bet it is blue in the fashion show bc blue balls are hilarious aren’t they?
(Also Lestat is the biggest cheater and uses the Mind Gift to knock down the pins his ball doesn’t hit and they all groan bc he is getting all these cheat strikes and the alley has to award him the top slot on the chalkboard)
Confirmed. It’ll likely stay in storage too because none of us are flamboyant enough to pull off trying to wear it.
Who Wore It Best? The Vampire Lestat or this Disturbing Lady Mannequin?
Poll Results:
The Vampire Lestat: 60%
Disturbing Lady Mannequin: 2%
“Why Are You Showing Me This Picture?”: 38%
You and I both are well aware that is not my cloak. No one dyed the wolf fur red. Don’t show me classics from Liberace’s closet (who, by the way–was he actually mortal and is he actually still alive?).
But I assume the statement is true. Has it dry-rotted by now, or has it been preserved?
Everything is preserved. Our Archives are fitted similarly to many museums, with temperature controls and limited exposure to handling for items that time has rendered fragile. Fabric is infamously weak to mishandling. Your cloak, however, has managed to endure well within its containment.
With the advancement of technologies, we have updated our facilities to a superior level of Preservation Storage. So your cloak might very well exist for another century or two.
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