Fanart request

hyperbeeb:

Now that Marius is the vampire lawmaker or whatever can he make a law against Lestat making analogies?

Tags: 

  • #prince lestat
  • #the vampire chronicles
  • #i wish i could draw fanart b/c i’d totally draw this in one of two ways
  • #1) marius brings him the completed laws Lestat looks through them and then just gets very sad when he comes across that particular law
  • #or 2) he doen’t even check over the vampire laws so at some later date he makes an analogy and marius calls im out tells him it’s illegal an
  • #and then lestat gets sad or angry about the whole thing
  • #i feel like lestat is very sensitive about his analogy making ability
  • #generally homosexual
  • #if anyone does draw this please let me know

 ^Fanart request! Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?

merciful-death:

ooc; Spoiler alert: Blood Paradise is just a book of Lestat’s dad jokes

Viktor: Dad, I’m horny.
Lestat: Hi horny, I’m dad.

merciful-death:

coldinhumanity:

//no but what i really wanna know is

When antoine shows up in the street outside trinity gate and starts playing the violin like a crazy person and drawing a human audience
How did THAT conversation go, I mean now I’m just imagining it like,
Armand: The hell…?! *rolls up sleeves*
Louis: Oh… it’s whatshisface!
Armand: You know this guy??
Louis: Uhh he’s um. Lestat’s fledgling.
Armand: *gritted teeth* Of course he is. *reluctantly puts down flamethrower, takes deep breaths* Welp better get him in before he attracts the whole city. How is this my life i swear… *goes off muttering*

ooc; Ok but let’s talk about the fact that Armand lists everyone in their household as loving Antoine but Louis.

#exactly how it went down #ooc

^EXACTLY how it went down. Yep. 

# Armand having to deal with Lestats trash since 1780

The night was rolling to an end. The paparazzi had retreated to their coffins and lairs. I told David he could keep my suite at the hotel as long as he liked, and I had to head home soon.

But not quite yet. We’d been walking in the Grand Couvert of the Tuileries—in tree-shrouded darkness. “I’m thirsting,” I said aloud. At once he suggested where we might hunt.

“No, for your blood,” I said, pushing him backwards against the slender but firm trunk of a tree.

“You damnable brat,” he seethed.

“Oh, yes, despise me, please,” I said as I closed in. I pushed his face to one side, kissing his throat first, and then sinking my fangs very slowly, my tongue ready for those first radiant drops. I think I heard him say the single word, “Caution,” but once the blood struck the roof of my mouth, I wasn’t hearing clearly or seeing clearly and didn’t care.

I had to force myself to pull back. I held a mouthful of blood as long as I could until it seemed to be absorbed without my swallowing, and I let those last ripples of warmth pass through my fingers and toes.

“And you?” I asked. He was slumped there against the tree, obviously dizzy. I went to take him in my arms.

“Get away from me,” he growled. And started off walking, fast away from me. “Stick your filthy droit du seigneur right through your greedy heart.”

But I caught up with him and he didn’t resist when I put my arm around him and we walked on together like that.

“Now, that’s an idea,” I said, kissing him quickly though he stared forward and continued to ignore me. “If I was ‘King of the Vampires,’ I’d make it the right of every maker to drink from his fledgling anytime he chose. Maybe it would be good to be king. Didn’t Mel Brooks say, ‘It’s good to be the king’?”

And then in his droll cultured British voice he said with uncharacteristic brashness, “Kindly shut up.”

[—-]

I had turned to leave him when he took hold of me. His teeth went into the artery before I could think what was happening, and his arms went tight around my chest.

His pull was so strong that I swooned. Seems I turned and put my arms around him, catching his head in my left hand, and struggled with him, but the visions had opened up, and I didn’t know one realm from the other for a moment, and the manicured paths and trees of the Tuileries had become the Savage Garden of all the world. I’d fallen into a divine surrender, with his heart pounding against my heart. There was no restraint in him, no caution such as I’d shown in feeding on him.

I came to myself on the ground, my back to the trunk of a young chestnut tree, and he was gone. And the mild balmy night had turned to a gray winter dawn.

Home I went—to my “undisclosed location,” only minutes away on the currents of the wind, to ponder what I’d learned from my friends because I couldn’t do anything else.

The next night on rising, I caught the scent of David on my jacket, even on my hands.

– Best part of Prince Lestat. Unf unf hot DAMN. (via birdisland)

communistdracula:

shroudsinvenice:

ohliechtenstein:

No matter how much you hate Prince Lestat I think we all gotta agree on how fab and under-appreciated Bianca is.

Read More

^^ Look at this perfect post of Bianca Solderini appreciation, guys. Just look at it. 

Yes yes. Bun always has great Binky posts!

[11/7/14 9:48:56 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: AND THEN
[11/7/14 9:48:58 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: I was thinking
[11/7/14 9:49:07 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: about how Seth got Lestat’s dick working
[11/7/14 9:49:21 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: and he probably WATCHED Lestat do that dumb chick
[11/7/14 9:49:38 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: who was apparently hanging out reading books and textbooks in the Fucking room
[11/7/14 9:49:44 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: the room with one-way glass
[11/7/14 9:49:49 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: designed simply for fucking
[11/7/14 9:50:03 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: And her eyes were too pale to be beautiful?
[11/7/14 9:50:25 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: WHAT IS TOO PALE TO BE BEAUTIFUL YOU DICK?
[11/7/14 9:50:29 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: *ahem* sorry

i-want-my-iwtv, ranting about Prince Lestat (via viaticumforthemarquise)

sheepskeleton:

sheepskeleton:

Prince Lestat – personal opinion

 Response:

I have finally finished Prince Lestat, after the whole week of struggling to stay focused. And I need to share some of my thoughts.

Disclaimer: I’m an eternal optimist and I always, ALWAYS focus on the good parts, no matter how disappointing…

thanks for sharing your thoughts! ❤ I needed someone to be happy about some things with me ^.^
And you pointed out some more nice things that I forgot to mention. Femslash Coven for example xD We have some many gays over here, that seeing those magnificent ladies toghether was refreshing 😉 
I approve of the existence of vampire scientists as well, it’s about time for them to appear. And yes, yes, and more yes for explaining mysteries. Talamasca, ghosts and Antoine were such a nice surprises! ❤ 
And it’s good to know that it’s not only me who actually thinks that Lestat stayed in character pretty well. He is as bold, ruthless, romantic and egocentric as always. I LOVED that scene with walking on top of a table with an axe, laughing. So awesome! And really, I’m not surprised that Amel ended up inside of him. Lestat tends to love every-fucking-body, of course he fell in love with that psychotic cloud of blood xD 
Louis chapter ❤ ❤ I can’t get over it
And more vampire dancing, please. Marius dancing waltz was soooooo perfect. ❤ I hope we will see more of them having fun together, I don’t even care about the plot anymore 😉

shroudsinvenice:

sheepskeleton:

Prince Lestat – personal opinion

I have finally finished Prince Lestat, after the whole week of struggling to stay focused. And I need to share some of my thoughts.

Disclaimer: I’m an eternal optimist and I always, ALWAYS focus on the good parts, no matter how disappointing and ridiculous the thing is. Which is exactly what Prince Lestat is, but I had fun anyway. And because the major part of the fandom seem to be focused on the annoying parts I will list my own TOP 10 of the sheer absurd, and once I’m done with complaining I’ll spread some rainbows over here.

Things about which I was groaning and moaning and things at which I actually facepalmed. Hard. With both hands.

  1. Viktor. His whole existence. His completely pointless existence and his lack of any personality.
  2. Rose. See above.
  3. The empty shell of Daniel. He used to have some personality, I liked him, where did it go? And I hate his clothes. What the actual fuck. And that stranger who looks like Armand. Who is he? Where is Armand? Hanging out with the real Daniel on some private tropical island?
  4. Being forced to see Benji and Sybelle. Especially Benji in fedora, playing adult  and broadcasting some shit about vampires being a tribe. And then becoming a Minister of Communications. Sure. *groans*
  5. Magnus getting hot. Oh come on. The  ONLY ugly person in the entire series and he couldn’t stay ugly? I get the fact that he was able to play The Sims 4 on himself so he did, but really, do we need everyone to be physically attractive?
  6. Nicolas not being a ghost. But I hope she keeps that for the next book.
  7. Not getting Marius/Bianca reunion. Or even a line of dialogue. Not getting ANY reunion nor actual conversation between vampires I hoped to see talking with each other. Why do I always have to imagine things between the lines? I’m lazy, I want to read them. In the canon.
  8. Awful and unnecessary death of Maharet and Khayman. Period.
  9. Anne praising her own books as deep and wise. *facepalm*
  10. Lestat forgetting how to use technology. But mind you, just the iPhones and laptops and e-mails. But learning how to drive a car, using phone, and electric lights, and showers. And trains, planes, credit cards, etc etc. Seems legit.

I’m done. That’s it. 1 and 2 are things I can hopefully ignore and pretend they don’t exist. I hope they will go on a honeymoon on Bahamas and stay there for the next 50 years. And  that Sybelle and Antoine will stay where they are. In the background, playing the soundtrack (tho, I have nothing against Antoine actually).

Now, the happy list of things that made me squeal, laugh in joy, clap my hands, that made me delighted and tear up. And yes, I swear there are things in that book I honestly enjoyed.

  1. Marius. I was jumping a little bit every time that I saw his name printed on the page. He is obviously my favorite character in the series and I’m biased. But I think he survived the plague of OOC pretty well. I was trembling with fear that he will do or say something that I would refuse to accept but he didn’t so I’m glad. I like that he lives in Rio, has a view on the seashore, that he paints on the walls as he always did (lol, the police telling him to stop! xD) and that he destroys his brushes the way I do all the time. Those little things give me life. I’m not sure if I like the fact that he is with Daniel, but I don’t mind it either. And I’m so in love with the chapter 13 that I can’t get over it still. His reunion with Teshkamen and those words his maker told him, oh shit, I was shaking with excitement. I think I will write a separate post about it. Or draw a fanart. And I really like the way he is interacting with everybody in the Trinity Gate. And that he is writing the laws. I mean, if somebody has to, he is perfect for the job. Consul Marius and his codex. (it cracks me up, but I like it) Someone should carve it on a marble wall in a nice roman font. Just sayin.
  2. Teshkamen and Talamaska. I love Talamaska, I’ve always loved the idea of it and I’ve always suspected that there is some ancient vampire behind it. And I love the fact that this vampire happens to be Marius’ maker. I told you, I’m biased. I want to know more about Teshkamen. I genuinely like him.
  3. Lestat and David drinking from each other. Holy shit! That was hot. More of that please.
  4. Speaking of more… I really like Rosh and Benedict. And they had an actual bedroom scene! Hot as fuck again. I’m not sure why I like them, but the Minoan vampire and medieval monk being a cute couple seems to be an amusing idea and I like it. I don’t like the way Rosh was treated by Anne later on, but this is the happy list now.
  5. And I like Gregory/Nebaum. And Gremt. And Everard. I like almost all those new characters that everybody seem to be complaining about. Sure, I see your point, there should be more about characters we know and love, but I enjoyed meeting new ones. They fit into the story and I’m interested in them. Yes, I would prefer more about Marius, Armand and Louis. Yes. But I like those new guys.
  6. I like the new leg for Flavius. And new eyes for Maharet and Thorn’s eyes being restored to him.  It made me happy.
  7. I like Flavius, Avicus, Zenobia and Bianca having their lives. Being alive and more or less happy.  
  8. I love Gabrielle. Every word she speaks and every gesture she makes I want to slowly clap my hands in approval. And I clapped more enthusiastically when she slapped Lestat. Someone should have done that earlier.
  9. Louis’ epilogue. My sweet baby. Being finally at peace with the world and with himself. Let me love you, my dear.
  10. The descriptions. Good as always, tbh. The places were magnificent. Sevraine’s place in Cappadocia was wonderful. And I would gladly move in to Trinity Gate. And I like the idea of Lestat restoring his Chateau.
  11. And finally, I actually like Amel. The idea of him waking up in the silence of Mekare’s brain is cool. The way in which that idea was executed is another thing, but the idea itself is a good one. I like the thought of him being imprisoned in the empty shell of damaged witch he once loved and desperately seeking a way out. I like the thought of his loneliness and the longing to feel and understand. The plot was shitty but I like Amel as a conscious being.

All in all, I enjoyed the experience of reading a new installment of Vampire Chronicles after 10 years. It was like meeting my old friends after many, many years of missing them and wondering about their lives. Some of them I couldn’t recognize, but it was nice to see them anyway. And it’s nice to see the fandom being awake again!

I invite anyone who wish to discuss this book to comment the post or reblog or write me a message, I really want to talk about it!

I also tend to be optimistic, or at least, I can roll with a lot of imperfections in this fandom’s canon for some reason. I enjoyed the book. I thought there was a lot wrong with it, but here’s the stuff I liked:

1. Like you said: Marius. He’s my favourite too, and I was on tenterhooks about him the whole time. His comments on modern science side (I think we can substitute “Anne Rice didn’t want to work the science out THAT fully”), he’s in-character, thank god. I always assumed he’d stopped painting after Akasha, but I like the idea of him having picked it up again (and was very tickled by the idea of the police having repeatedly moved him on – “It’s okay, it’s just the weirdo with the paints again!”) I like that he found more vampires his own age to play with/apparently share wardrobes with. I like his and Daniel’s apparently relaxed relationship. And I liked the thing with Tekshamen and the fact that it changed Marius: it should. He’s been miserable for decades; he needed the hope of knowing that sometimes something completely unaccountable happens. 

2. Jesse telling her story. It all played out very believably (including the assessment that Maharet had been so defined by her quest for Mekare that it damaged her to get her heart’s desire, and then find it impossible to connect fully), and the whole Jesse/David/Lestat interaction is very nice. I like David’s exasperation with Lestat, and also David lunging at Lestat and draining the hell out of him. That whole section is basically great.

3. GABRIELLE. EVERYTHING WITH GABRIELLE IS PERFECTION. 

4. BIANCA. Bianca calling out Marius (and Armand, but especially Marius).

5. What laviniaspeaks called, I think, “Sevraine and the Femslash Coven For Science”. And Sevraine’s house. Such taste, very shiny, wow. Now she needs to be actually fleshed out, but I am very down with the whole concept of Sevraine existing so far. 

6. WE GOT ELENI BACK. And hell, even Eugenie!

7. As upsetting as the deaths were, they did work, and that’s important. Hell, I was even upset about fucking Eric. 

8. Vampire scientists; fucking finally. 

9. Various mysteries and unfleshed-out things being picked up on: the origins of the Talamasca, the ghosts (I don’t know about you, but I for one am taking those as the explanation for those ‘bloodless’ immortals Marius recalled having been so alarmed by, in TVL), how Magnus stole blood and from whom, the musician vampire from IWTV.

10. The vampires no longer being so hung up on being damned. There’s only so long you can go in that particular circle. 

11. Lestat calling what happened with Nicki in Paris his “greatest failure”. Nice to have that acknowledged. 

12. Lots of Lestat stuff, actually: his whole lone-wolf thing reads very well to me as a portrayal of depression, especially when he finally does go to Jesse and David and is simultaneously joyous and convinced it’s been a terrible mistake to go near them. I find that truthful about the difficulty of connecting with people. And as concerned (we need a better word for this) as I am about wtf happens next, I do find it in character that he would do what he did at the end, re: Amel – it’s the contrarian in him, but also the pragmatist. Who the fuck else was going to do it? Nobody else so far had volunteered or suggested a remotely ethical alternative.

13. FLAVIUS IS BACK! I was slightly bothered by the fact we lost our one disabled vampire, but on the other hand, hell, I have missing innards I’d happily regrow, so I can’t begrudge him that leg. I also liked that conversation overheard between him and Pandora, and assume it has to do with how everything got fucked up in Antioch. This needs to be addressed in the next one. 

14. Arjun being brought back and actually being a whole person and not just a faintly racist stereotype. 

15. That Louis chapter. Holy shit, she nailed it. 

16. Very, very much to my own surprise: I did not hate Sybelle and Benji in this. I actually thought Benji was interesting, and I like that he’s reached the I Hate You Vampire Dad stage of his existence. Because seriously, he has a fucking point. Also, Sybelle being no longer a damaged kook who can only play the fucking Appassionata over and over.

17. Vampire dance party. 

Seventeen is probably a good place to stop. 

In case you were wondering

vagabonddaniel:

therealycats:

shroudsinvenice:

hyperbeeb:

uses of the word tentacle/tentacles in Price Lestat- 13

uses of the word preternatural in Prince Lestat- 29

In b4 someone writes tentacle porn

but what about iPhone?!

iPhone appears 22 times. Which is a lot considering no one knows how to use one. 

vagabonddaniel tagged: #prince lestat spoilers #damn someone beat me to it #love that you can search ebooks though #also i got british there for a second #i creatively swear when i’m upset

#damn someone beat me to it, too!