demonpyromaniac:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Last post of the evening i swears…

I think each character in the series would have their own version of this. Like a “How to Vampire” book by Gabrielle would be about living it up in the jungle and a version by Louis would explain how to be incredibly emo and the best ways to burn stuff, etc, etc. 

YES. People? Make these. Here’s the generator for it. 

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Viaticum for the Marquise from The Vampire Lestat. somnambulisticdecay helped!

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Interview with the Vampire

I feel like all the Vampire Chronicles books should just be renamed with a brief description of whatever adventures Lestat got up to in them

hyperbeeb:

So books 1-10 would become

  1. Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
  2. Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
  3. Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
  4. Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
  5. Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
  6. Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
  7. Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory 
  8. Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
  9. Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
  10. Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit

The Decision Making Process of Lestat de Lioncourt

redundantthinking:

  1. Will the thing desired boost his ego to new levels?
  2. Will he still be the prettiest prince in the room?
  3. Will this, in someway, piss Louis off?

That’s it.

That’s how he does it.

#Accurate