Lestat Does the Thing: The Series

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  1. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Make a Six-Year-Old into a Vampire
  2. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Famous
  3. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Wake the Mother of All Vampires and Honeymoon with Her While She Slaughters Thousands
  4. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Human While Some Random Dude Takes Your Superman Body for a Spin

#accurate. Notice how this list stops at Tale of the Body Thief bc Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing actually gets so much crackier that it may not be possible to capture in synopsis. I’ll try tho:

Spoilers under the cut…

5. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Go to Heaven and Hell on Job Interview, it’s All Fun and Games until Someone Loses an Eye.

6. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: My Name is Armand and I am a Sex Addict, Etc. Also, Marius Totally Abandoned Me and He Sucks.

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This is so fucking accurate that it hurts. Because you can’t stop laughing and so your belly starts to ache and you can’t breathe and you make unproper noises trying to contain yourself, but you just can’t ‘cause it’s too damn funny.

But, yeah, poor Lestat. Always fucking up things. Well, at least for 3 books he wasn’t the one doing it. This is a comforting thought. He’s still a lost case though.

*cries* ^This kind of reaction is the reason I do this. 

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permanently conflicted over whether or not to capitalize “god” when i write “oh my god”

When I’m writing fiction, it heavily depends on the character, if that helps. Believers get “God”, non-believers “god”, with an additional layer for who the…

Oh yeah, those IRL exchanges – I usually stick with no capitalization because I’m, you know, kind of a Nietzsche girl. 

Let me wank on this for a minute: In my VC fic (because it’s a ridiculous metaception of a novel that is – potentially – being written by one character and edited by another), the writer attempts to show his love by not capitalizing god as a nod to his existentialist boyfriend who is also the editor, even though he himself is a devout Catholic but then sort of the point is that you might not be entirely sure that the writer is actually doing that or if the boyfriend is editing it or if the boyfriend editing is even really doing that or if they’re silently edit warring over it or what.

In the Battlestar Galactica one, the series has an actual Deus Ex Machina, and the use of capitalization and plural on the part of the perspective character is reflective of his relationship to god at that time (is he angry? Trying to be scientifically accurate, in that he has a certain amount of proof positive that there is one god who is kind of okay with being called God? Really drunk and/or depressed and reverting to his childhood pantheism? It’s all there in the spelling).

I really thought about this a lot, it’s kind of ridic tbh.   

“the writer attempts to show his love by not capitalizing god as a nod to his existentialist boyfriend who is also the editor, even though he himself is a devout Catholic but then sort of the point is that you might not be entirely sure that the writer is actually doing that or if the boyfriend is editing it or if the boyfriend editing is even really doing that or if they’re silently edit warring over it or what.”

#ALL THE FEELS *cries*

Bonjour~ I have a question about Vampire Chronicle RPing. Years and years ago I used to RP as Louis on MySpace (I did say it was years ago!) I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of any RP sites that are still being used by talented writers. Merci beaucoup!

Bonjour~ Oh wow, a vintage RPer, how intriguing… I had no idea MySpace was used for that! I don’t know about other sites, either, but there is VC RPing here on tumblr.

It’s called the VC Directory. There are some very talented writers on there. Just create a tumblr RP account, and as long as you follow its rules, you can be part of the fun! You can shop for other VC RPers there, listed under VCdirectory.tumblr.com/rps.

Hope that helps :] The RPers on there might also know if there are other VC RP websites outside of tumblr. Some of them take RPing out to skype and/or simply texting.

À bientôt, unorthodox2691!