Regarding VC crack!fic: Such Truth, Wow, Very Accurate

hyperbeeb:

Sometimes I wonder why there’s not tons and tons of VC crack!fic and then I remember that large portions of the book are basically crack!fic

#seriously though

#remember that time lestat got louis some hookers to eat as an apology for being a douche

#remember that time armand stole someone’s hands as punishment

#remember that time lestat took louis to go terrorize and old man and then buy louis a coat

#remember that time david broke into lestat and louis’ house and demanded they go to the carnival

#remember that time lestat mentioned he could laugh at carpet for hours on end

#remember that time marius sent armand on fieldtrips to local brothels

#remember that time louis said he was feeling suicidal so david proposed vampire sex and made out with him

#remember that time tarquin got a handjob from his dead demonic twin brother he ate in utero

#remember that time armand thought marius was jesus and then marius gave him a handjob

#REMEMBER BLOOD CANTICLE IN ITS ENTIRETY

#does it make it harder or easier to write crack when your fandom is canonically this cracky

#its a moot point since theres so few vc fics anyway

#generally homosexual

merciful-death: [[ I can’t stop laughing at the tags.  You are a beautiful person. ]]

#also remember that one time lestat had sex with a nun and ate a chick out on her period in front of david and armand

#and that one time armand would make daniel have sex with random people so he could watch from the corner

#or that time pandora told marius that his vampire gift should have give him a bigger penis rather than a bigger ego

#what a wonderful series

elurins added: 

I just laughed really obnoxiously oh my fucking god those tags.

Blood Canticle is just something I pretended didn’t happen though omfg it was so, so, so bad. it was a bad crack fic in itself omfg

#the vampire chronicles #this fucking series man oh my god

Cloudsinvenice added:

Guys, it is a crime and a sin that the reblog process has cut off the entire tag list, because the canon in the VC is far weirder than the crack in most other fandoms. Seriously, go read the whole thing in its surreal beauty. 

#what happens in venice stays in venice  #vampire chronicles  #handjobs are the vampire handshake  #apparently 

demonpyromaniac added:

We all like to pretend that didn’t happen. It wasn’t even a bad crack fic that was hilariously bad either.

#crack #blood canticle #that book was so bad omg

[[Clouds, I had to restore this fabulous thread in its surreal beauty bc the link u had was broken. i didn’t include tags from reblogs w/out comments, but whatever, this was WELL WORTH THE EFFORT]]

#ACCURATE #Reblogging for the tags and comments. #This is definitely one of my All Time Favorite VC discussion posts ever and I’m not even part of it. #bc it is Perfection

#Gold star for this #Golden Moment

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faceofabotticelliangel:

mariusthevampire:

faceofabotticelliangel:

No u don’t understand Armand is so touchy over Marius because of the whole Sybelle and Benji thing and it just  draws up 500 years of abandonment and having to realize that what Marius and him once had was not a relationship and what happened since that night he brought him home from the brothels can never be fixed and trying to bestow him with “gifts” to woo Armand back into it only broke that tender last straw. Sybelle and Benji were not Armand’s Bianca and Riccardo 2.0 They were his saviors and he merely wanted to see them grow, not be stuck like he was or be strung along like he did Daniel and Marius foiled that. But lord is Armand trying. Keeping his distance but trying with Marius.)

// Ooooo gurl Armand and Marius need to have some words.

I’d like to see them try.

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Would it be terribly rude to ask the king of the VC fandom to draw some Lestat/Armand? Miss all those funny comics!

mannimations:

communistdracula:

l-e-s-t-a-t:

garama-deactivated20140723:

Oh, what a title to bear!? But I made a thing for you, anon.

Here’s the pretty scene what took a place in Palais Royal (from The Vampire Lestat, part V: The Vampire Armand), first thing what came up to my mind since I couldn’t think about anything original.

I love those two idiots.

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I had tears in my eyes when I reread that part after a long time oh my god

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LESTAT/ARMAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

/CRIES FOR ONE OF MY UNAPPRECIATED OTPS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING THID IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN TVL BETWEEN THOSE TWO AND IM JUST BLESS YOUR GARAMA MY BBY OTP!!!
NOISES!!!

*DYING*

THIS THIS THIS

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achickwithacrossbow:

sarahreesbrennan:

palaceofposey:

I had a crush on Tom Cruise because of this movie.

(Unfortunate decisions by tall brunettes! I feel you Katie Holmes.)

But look, I couldn’t help it. Lestat wasn’t just a snarky blond bisexual vampire who treated sacred vampire laws as skittles in the bowling alley of his life.

(VAMPIRE ELDERS: We claw our way from the grave promptly at—

LESTAT: What up, just out of my bed of silk and velvet. LADIES, THINK ABOUT SHOWERS.

VAMPIRE ELDERS: Here is the throne room of the king and queen of all vampires, preserved in silent immortality. Gaze upon them from a reverent distance.

LESTAT: I just made out with the vampire queen’s face.

VAMPIRE ELDERS: All vampires must be anonymous. Keep us secret, keep us safe.

LESTAT: I’ve become a rock star!!!)

He was also, as we see in this very gif set, an astute critic of the problem of vampire literature.

Lestat is, in many ways, basically an eternal teenager* (he’s like 20 but he totally was.) 

Vampire Elders: DO NOT DO THIS ONE THING ABOVE ALL.

Lestat: *does it* *DOES IT BIGGER*

Louis: Don’t you think maybe you shouldn’t do that….

LESTAT: *DOES IT IN YOUR FACE ON MTV* *DOES IT AND MAKES IT COOL*

Louis: *sigh* 

These books were my childhood. In retrospect, that probably explains a lot about me. 

*I mean that in the best way. Teenagers are awesome and trying to figure out themselves and the world, and Lestat was the same way. 

Sing w/ me! ♪ Reblogging for the notes ♪

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So I took your advice, and i’ve started on TVC in order. I’ve finished IWTV (I feel soo sad for Madeline, more then anyone) and am about to start TVL, but it’ll be slow going as I am starting classes. Should I see IWTV the movie now? (never seen it, i’m allergic to Tom Cruise) or should I wait til I’m thru QotD?

Yayyy! So happy to find out I’m (hopefully) infecting someone with this addiction. 

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Watch IWTV now, before reading TVL. Let Lestat just be the antagonist that Louis portrays him as, for now.

For more of my ramblings, click click:

Madeleine: It’s a strange feeling to be sad for Madeleine, and I am too, bc Louis feels almost nothing for her, even after sharing such an intimate experience with her :,( She has so little time. She probably wouldn’t have survived very long tho, she was mad. She started out a bit mad, and I blame Louis for making her poorly… he’d only seen this done twice, and didn’t take notes, lol… and he was reluctant to do it, didn’t seem to get any pleasure out of it, and that’s supposed to be one of the most exciting/pleasurable acts a vampire can do.

My own theory, formed in part from ideas from cloudsinvenice, is that Claudia tried to make Madeleine into a vampire on her own, numerous times, and that these blood exchanges might have driven Madeleine mad physically and psychologically. Only after suffering from enough of these repeated failures did Claudia have to lower herself by asking/begging Louis to do it. 

You’ll see Lestat differently after reading TVL, he’ll be more layered, and then you can watch IWTV again, and notice subtle things Cruise does to call up TVL. After all, Cruise had read IWTV and TVL to prepare for the role. He must have read all the way through ToBT eventually, too, because there was a time when he was connected with the film rights to that book, and was considering reprising the role for it.

Now I’m rambling but whatever…

Allergic to Tom Cruise, hmmm… Well I’m not a Cruiser (hardcore Tom Cruise fans sometimes refer to themselves this way), but there’s always a place in my heart for him purely attached to his performance as Lestat, so that might help get you through your allergic reaction as well. His characters usually have an element of obnoxious good humor about them, at least in the 80’s and 90’s he was particularly excellent at the Asshole-who-learns-how-to-be-a-Decent-Human-Being-and-we-all-Love-Him-At-The-End-Because-Of-This-Transformation. One might think this is who he must be in Real Life since he chooses such similar roles. We don’t know.

If you’re allergic to him bc of who he is a human being, and I know he’s had alot of bad press, had alot of issues with his religious beliefs, and personal life… I think it’s unfair to judge him on those things. He’s a successful actor, obviously, his face alone still sells movie tickets and DVDs, and he’s a professional, often doing most of his own stunts. 

I hadn’t cared for Tom Cruise (or Brad Pitt, either) before IWTV, I don’t think I even knew who they were. I liked Jim Carrey, Harrison Ford and David Dochovny at that time… I was pretty out of the loop on celebrity crushes, I think I was 12 when I saw IWTV (on VHS! omg), and I loved both TC and BP in it… It’s become nostalgic for me.

When I see their respective movies now, I still try to watch for little Lestat-esque moments in whatever TC is playing, little Louis-esque moments in BP 🙂 I’m not the only one who grafted some rockstar Lestat onto TC’s Stacee Jaxx from Rock of Ages, since Lestat does become a rockstar in Queen of the Damned.  

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Louis de Pointe du Lac, runnin’ the plantation like a motherfucking ADULT. 

This is the first pic from Diplomacywink‘s hilarious VC riff on riff on Hyperbole and a Half’s ‘This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult’ entry.