The poison. The poison for Lestat, the poison specifically chosen to kill Lestat, Lestat’s poison. That poison.

Claudia at some point, probably.

#Interview with the Vampire AU where Lestat turns into a llama

Lestat: I WAS THE NICEST GUY IN ALL OF THE NEW WORLD AND THEY RUINED MY LIFE FOR NO REASON

[inspired by this post right here]

[Claudia button fanart by yukiedrop]

I’M A WOLF GAY. NOW I’M AN ACTOR GAY. NOW I’M A VAMPIRE GAY. NOW I’M A FRENCH IMMIGRANT GAY. NOW I’M A SWAMP GAY. NOW I’M A SLEEPY GAY. NO, I WILL BE A ROCKSTAR GAY. CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. I’M A HUMAN GAY TRYING DESPERATELY TO SEDUCE AN 80 YEAR OLD GAY. MEH. MAYBE I’LL BE A SATAN GAY. I GIVE UP. I’M A SAINT GAY.

monsieur-le-rockstar:

I’m actually impressed.

Is this a VC synopsis? It appears to be a VC synopsis. I am obligated to reblog VC synopsis.