forev 21 but you look like you could go into a liquor store without having to show that id. im 22 and i look like im 14 imagine the stares. yes. you are a fuckton old. add the fuck a lot and it turns into fuckton. is the science of fuckery.

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♛“Too bad that you’re trapped in the body of a child. I know ALL TOO WELL how frustrating that can be.”

“Okay now that I understand what a fuckton is, definitely a better word than a ‘shitload’ which I have also heard and really that’s not that much when you think about it as a real quantity, but yes, I am a fuckton old, and a fuckton wiser than I started out in this life.”

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I actually just discussed the vampire asexuality question here.

TL;DR, my feeling is that Ricean vampires are asexual in canon, but fully sexual in fanon (fanfic, fanart, etc.). #Your headcanon may vary #Judge not, that ye be not judged.

… and then again, that all depends on your definition of sex ;]

How do you feel about corsets? Also, how do you clean your coffin Lestat?

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(An ex-Lestat RPer wrote this lovely headcanon re: “What was the most arousing moment you’ve ever experienced?”  that I will share with you! Will answer the second question separately.)

Mortcharmant: “My— What an intrusive question,  étranger gris. But I shall humour you none the less…”

“I would have to say it was the night I allowed a delightful mademoiselle to put her corset on me. How it tightened and constricted was glorious and suffocating. I looked like ‘pure sex’ according to her as she added more to my “ensemble”. By the end of it I was dressed up more like a tart than she and it was exhilarating. I let her live after that moment and frequented her regularly for those games of ours. It’s a pity she died three months later at the hands of a violent pick pocket.”

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There is something obscene about this novel. It makes the lives of these beings seem attractive. You don’t realize it at first; it’s a nightmare and you can’t get out of it. Then all of a sudden you’re comfortable there. You want to remain. Even the tragedy of Claudia isn’t really a deterrent.

Jesse Reeve, Queen of the Damned

I KNOW THAT FEEL SISTAH.

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brundleflyforawhiteguy:

Dracula Illustrations by Anne Yvonne Gilbert

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yeah thats right you’re like… how old again? ahaha i forget. like a fuckton old. in a good way.

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♛“Not that I blame them, I’m basically FOREVER 21!”

“I’m a ‘fuckton’ old? That’s really not specific enough, some people fuck a lot (ME) and some fuck not at all (or RARELY *ahem* not naming names), so really, that’s a nebulous amount, mouton.”

Everything you do with VagabondDaniel is utter perfection.

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damnitarmand:

// vagabonddaniel is one of the most wonderful people in the world and incredible to write with. I wouldn’t be here on Tumblr if he hadn’t tempted me into joining. Thank you for taking the time to comment, and I can only hope that you’ll continue to enjoy the threads!

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antoineandthepiano:

Merrick (2000 – 2001) By Anne Rice.

I think this one of Anne’s best works. The pace of the novel is relentless and gracefully written. For me this novel is about David, Louis and Merrick’s spiral into a world of moral decline while they are haunted by their respective pasts. 

David’s confessional work, the reader is a voyeur in this tale:

A rare glimpse into Louis’ desperation, inner torment, lack of self control and poor judgement. An autobiographical piece for David within the context of the Talamasca, relationship with Merrick, his journey both into the savage unknown and his personal responsibility for those around him. This novel is his ultimate admission of shame and guilt; past and present. 

The photos above represent significant parts of the novel:

Merrick and David’s journey into the Brazilian jungle 

The Cave

The Jade Mask; David and the Priest apparition

Louis’ Blood and Merrick’s Binding Spell

Merrick is given the Dark Gift and Louis’ devotion to her

OOC; My gift to you forgotten-mayfair – for inspiring me every time I see you on my dash. Thank you. x

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