
What have you guys done to me
The world my father built was not mine, but low was I at ease to be freed of it.
Photos of Oak alley by Thevampirecreole
Imagine if Daniel had a tumblr and one day he is checking his activity and he sees it:
Armand started following you
And he just takes a deep breath thinking “not this again jfc”

theres a les mis joke here somewhere
Also a Vampire Chronicles joke.
True true….
Marius: See all this? It’s mine.
Lestat: *Kicks a chair over.*
Lestat *Steals a chair.*
Lestat: *Crosses out Marius’ name and puts his own.*
Marius: DamnitOh MY goD. I’m DYING (because let’s face it. This would totally happen)
// Marius is forever bitter that Lestat stole his color.
Yes. For what is Marius without his signature red?
Ah sorry it took so long!
Louis probably dresses like a librarian what a dork
The women in the Vampire Chronicles are so alpha though, like think about it, the guys all sit around crying and writing in their diaries and the women go around blowing shit up and killing motherfuckers with their bare hands, like they are consistently the harder, stronger, more aggressive members of the species
Akasha, Maharet, Mekare, Gabrielle, who fucks with that
NOBODY
Louis: (waiting for Lestat to get out of the shower)
Louis: (hears him singing)
Louis: Will you quit singing?
Lestat: What?
Louis: QUIT SINGING. IT’S LAME.
Lestat: MON CHER
Lestat: WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
Lestat: MY BALLS
Lestat: AND MY SOUL
pointedulac added:
ARMAND: DANIEL SINGS IN THE SHOWER SOMETIMES. HE PREFERS CLASSIC ROCK BUT THE OTHER DAY IT WAS KATY PERRY. I TURNED OFF THE WATER. HE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE AND RISE THE SHAMPOO OUT WITH A HOSE.
DANIEL: THAT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF.
ARMAND: IT WORKED, DID IT NOT?
DANIEL: THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO SHUT SOMEONE UP IN THE SHOWER.
ARMAND: I’M NOT GOING TO REWARD YOU FOR POOR CHOICES.
DANIEL: TECHNICALLY, THAT’S THE CRUX OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
ARMAND: *GLARES*
DANIEL: *GRINS*
LOUIS: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SING A VAMPIRE LESTAT SONG?
ARMAND: I BURN DOWN THE HOUSE.

Grumpy de Pointe du Lac