when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
Making my way through the Vampire Chronicles at the minute. I needed to get the Tom Cruise vibe for Lestat out of my head! Also took a bit of licence with the hair but what’s new.
I-want-my-IWTV 