bisexualorbust:

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for [X]

I think the Jaws meme is hilarious! I’m surprised more people don’t feel the same way.

IKR? Jaws is so relatable to the VC, vampires are a kind of shark, in a way. A much prettier and more intelligent landshark. “…what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all.”

So I managed to do another Jaws meme for you! It is not shark-specific but I think it works ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ

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Happy birthday!!! I hope you’re having an awesome day ◦°˚(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦

Thank uuuu! ^____^

Went couch shopping over the weekend and got to butt-test LOTS of couches, which may not seem awesome, but was adventurous for my butt. I don’t have any VC-related image for this so have this underappreciated memeything, bc, ADVENTURE:

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(my birthday was 3/16, so sorry for the delay in reply to these lovely messages which arrived on time!)(I have a bunch more to get to, they really made my day extra special, you are such wonderful ppl!)