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lecterings:

what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism? 

The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what. 

[Based on these tags, we need more fic for this crossover. PLZKTHNXAUREVOIR]

#hannicrack #cannibal puns #The Hannibal’s sausage #I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS CONCEPT #jfc #what sihtis crsossover?? #what is this #it’s strange and fantastic at the same time #i really wanna see what would happen if they crossed paths #lestat would be laugh at everything #i know

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merciful-death:

Louis de Pointe du Lac & Nicolas de Lenfent

Based off of the Le Mort Joyeux plot, in which Louis and Nicolas meet in 1970s San Francisco.

Louis’ hand followed the wooden banister as he ascended the steps behind the other vampire.  He moved slowly, reaching the third floor a few paces after this “Nicolas.”  He could hear music playing in an occupied apartment down the hall, a recording of The Beatle’s Hey Jude.  It smelled of incense here too; bohemian indeed.

“Take me to heaven or hell.”  They were the first words he’d spoken since they’d left the bridge.
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The other man’s voice had a soft, beautiful cadence to it, slipping into Nicolas’ ears like a secret. He turned around to face him, his face gentle, playfully inquisitive. He stepped forward, closing the distance between them, breathing in the vampire’s scent, the sound and smell of the blood pumping underneath his flesh. He shrugged, gracefully, his eyes finding those shocking green ones. “How about a little of both, hm?”

ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ, “sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ⚜ + ᴀ ᴜʀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ᴏғ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇ’s ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴀᴇsᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ.”

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the-talamasca:

absolemcaterpillar:

{I made a thing}

Almost entirely accurate.  Have you encountered one of our agents before?

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thacmis:

Commission status: see this post

My details are fairly simple. There are three types I offer:

Sketch (samples A): $20 – $40

-Size: your choice
-Background: Simple/none
-Price range is for 1 to 2 characters 
-Line art only/colour: your choice

Drawing (samples B): $40 – $60

-Size: your choice
-Background: yes

-Price range is for 1 to 2 characters

-Line art only/colour: your choice

Painting (samples C): starting at $60

-Size: your choice
-Background: your choice
-Characters: variable
-Line art: n/a

Additional Info (important):

  • What I can do: any pairings from any fandom, crossovers, AUs, OCs
  • What I WON’T do: explicit porn and gore, geometrically complicated backgrounds
  • Please pay first
  • Digital art commissions only
  • Please have references and a clear idea in mind!
  • I can only accept Paypal, USD
  • The prices above are for personal use only. Please do not reproduce it for profit
  • Unless otherwise discussed, I retain all the rights to the image, including selling and exhibiting on Society6, Redbubble, etc. Commercial art must be discussed separately

Slots: ~3 (once they are filled I will temporarily close commissions, and then reopen them once some slots are free)

How to buy: If you are interested, please message me on tumblr or note me on deviantart with the option/picture you’d like your commission styled in. Then we can discuss it further via email.

Once I give you my email, please message me within 24 hours and establish a regular correspondence with me/check your email regularly. If not, I may have to either move you down the list or replace your slot.

If you aren’t interested, but have questions, please feel free to message me anytime as well. I will not assume that you want to commission until you yourself explicitly state that you do 🙂

All past commission questions can be found here.

This post may be updated as I go along.

Thank you very much for reading!

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☤ why would you even go to a hospital?? Also have u had blood from a blood bag and is it the same as fresh? Can u microwave it or does it get all yucky and congealey?

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devilsfool:

☤:the last time my muse went to the hospital and why

First of all, I would never drink blood from a blood bag. It is not fresh. That, my friends, no matter how the hospitals may spin it for you mortals, is dead blood. And I’m not drinking dead blood. Not on your goddamn life. I’ve done it once or twice in my immortality–and that was one or two times far too many. 

You need to understand that dead blood… It’s like if someone gave you rotten vegetables, I suppose, or meat that has almost turned. Sure, you can find a way to eat it, and sure, you probably won’t die–you may get a stomach ache, or feel nauseous–and sure, it will keep you alive. But it isn’t going to be a pleasant experience. 

But the last time I was at the hospital?

Last Tuesday, actually. The young woman who lives down the block from us collapsed on her bike outside at approx. 3am–since we were sitting on the balcony, we heard and saw it happen. Taking her there myself was far faster than calling the paramedics, so that was what I did. 

If you feel the urge to call me ‘hero,’ I won’t object. 

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