Lestat:excuse me? i lost my daughter, Claudia. can i make an announcement?
person at the counter:yeah sure
Lestat:*leans into mic* goodbye you piece of shit
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Did Victor wish you a happy father’s day ? I think you would be the best father on this world Lestat ! Bon baisers de France !
♛Merci for the love from France, I can always use a few extra kisses from that country *smiles*
Viktor sent a card. I should be grateful. But it was most likely from Rose, and he merely signed it along with her, as it had an inside joke between Rose and I. Best father in the world? I think my second – fourth fledglings would beg to differ.
//ooc; mun doesn’t entirely accept PL as canon, but was willing to accept it for this ask 😉
For headcanons and to talk to a Viktor RPer, go to @viktor-de-lioncourt (who uses Jordan Sörbom as a FC) or @roselioncourt, both of whom care quite a lot more than I do about this character.
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the reason i love him is that he is very unthreatening, he doesn’t scare me, he just yells to make people happy, listen to his baby, his baby isn’t scared of him she’s happy that makes me feel so good so good
Look at her cheeks!!!!
applesaucebro: Problems
Child:I have a problem
Parent:Well you CAN’T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE
Child:That doesn’t make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?
Parent:DON’T SASS ME
Child:But-
Parent:YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON’T YOU?
#Parenting, you’re doing it wrong.
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